I keep having procedurals related dreams. Last week, it was a Mentalist one with lots of shooting. Two days in a row of Person of Interest - first one was lots of changing into different disguises with Reese, and yesterday was more of a shoot-em-up. This morning? A Castle reboot with Will Smith playing Richard Castle. I didn't recognize the actress playing Beckett, but they had been together long enough to have a small child together. Also, Beckett and Castle almost drowned, but they managed to crawl up onto a pier, Beckett pulling Castle further out of the water. Pretty exciting. Wonder if I'm going to get an Elementary dream soon.

Wonder if I'm going to get an Elementary dream soon.

It'll just be Clyde, chomping on some lettuce.

It'll just be Clyde, chomping on some lettuce.

Wearing a crocheted disguise which Mrs. Hudson changes every now and then.

Was watching Hawaii 5-0 tonight. There was a scene where a bad guy is out in a park with a bunch of civilians around. The team pull guns and yell at the baddie to get on the ground. The civilians just got on the ground "I thought 'people in Hawaii are sensible. When you see a bunch of people with guns, don't start running screaming, just get on the ground and cover your head!"

I dunno what show this dream came from. You see, I woke up after fending off with a very thick feather pillow a number of thrown knives and before the murderer's too-big-to-throw knife went through the pillow. So, could be that Reese was gonna get there just in time, or it could be that Holmes was gonna bring the guy to justice after it was too late. Big Clue: the motive was objecting to me calling the police to report a car accident in the parking lot of an Anytime Fitness.

Somehow, I don't think Anytime Fitness would pay for that product placement. But maybe I'm wrong.

That would be a exciting new workout.

What I hadn't figured out is, if there was some kind of insurance fraud going on in that parking lot, or if it was just a bunch of guys with 'roid rage and SUVs bullying people with little cars. Either way, that would hardly be the most intriguing case for Elementary. Does sound more like POI, maybe. So maybe I would have survived bringing a pillow to a knife fight.

So this guy watched episodes of The Mentalist, Criminal Minds, and Stalker simultaneously

That's amazing.

This made me laugh.

One thing to note: Watching all three at once, it’s completely impossible to figure out which generic police procedural music is coming from which police procedural. I haven’t the slightest clue.