Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Atropa - May 23, 2014 10:26:34 pm PDT #10767 of 11831
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm hoping it doesn't disappoint the way Coven did.

gnnnnng. Still annoyed about that.

Come on! The hats! When will we ever see such splendid hatdom again.

At my house? On a daily basis? Hats and witchcraft, I've got your supply.

The Hannibal finale, DAMN. "Surprise, our surrogate daughter isn't actually dead! We could have been a happy murder family on the run, but NO, you had to ruin everything." Worst breakup ever, and I don't actually ship Will/Hannibal.

Also, BEDELIA WTF?


Typo Boy - May 23, 2014 10:55:35 pm PDT #10768 of 11831
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

t's not like it has to be a thing burning at your pants with an expiry date. I've gotten together with a guy after about that long (though apparently we had chemistry because people (including him) thought we were dating). It was fabulous.

Had you spent hours a day with him five days or more a week over that time period?

Windsparrow, you have a point.


§ ita § - May 24, 2014 8:13:53 am PDT #10769 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Had you spent hours a day with him five days or more a week over that time period?

I don't see how that's relevant to if she could love him over a period of years without consummation. Is there an expiry period that's invoked by exposure? She could have spent that whole time learning more about him and falling deeper in love. You seem to have my points.

(We spent three years in each other's pockets, FWIW, but I think that's completely irrelevant--there are so many scenarios which don't violate either character that it's the weirdest objection to a ship I don't see I've ever seen.)


Amy - May 24, 2014 8:34:44 am PDT #10770 of 11831
Because books.

Hanibal finale: SO. Much. Blood. What the fuck just happened?


JoeCrow - May 24, 2014 11:15:06 am PDT #10771 of 11831
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson

Current odds of actual final death for everybody who's bleeding to death at Chez Hannibal:

Will: 5% because plot immunity, lead character, etc.

Alana: 35% because they're running out of female characters, for fuck's sake

Jack: 75% because Laurence has a lead role on another show

Abigail: 95% because, Jesus, it's gotta take, sooner or later. That kid's gonna end up with a goddam callous on her neck if she survives this one.

So, yeah, Bedelia coming in out of left field there. That was a surprise. But in the end, really, Will, you probably shoulda eloped with your murder husband when he offered.


sj - May 24, 2014 6:16:59 pm PDT #10772 of 11831
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hannibal! The only thing I predicted right about the finale was that it would end with Hannibal on the run. I didn't see any of the rest coming.


JZ - May 25, 2014 6:44:55 am PDT #10773 of 11831
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I knew he had to end up on the run, but during the show itself I got so utterly lost in what was happening that I completely forgot and was flabbergasted when he (as Fuller put it in a post-finale interview) dropped the mic and walked away.

That was brutal and harrowing, and oh God Abigail. I never for a moment thought she was still alive, felt certain all the fandom hoping and wishing for her survival was pure delusion -- and then there she was, and then there she wasn't, in the most traumatic and wrenching way possible. Everything, everyone that mattered to Will at all (except the dogs), left in blood and wreckage, because Hannibal smelled a trace of Freddie Lounds and added two and two and got betrayal. Betrayal was intolerable, and so Will's whole world (except the dogs) is obliterated.


Amy - May 25, 2014 6:55:58 am PDT #10774 of 11831
Because books.

Hannibal smelled a trace of Freddie Lounds and added two and two and got betrayal

The scene where he catches the scent is incredible. So much going on in his eyes, and yet his expression barely changes.

Also found Hannibal's hand hovering near Will's cheek almost unbearably tender. There's a whole twisted Frankenstein's monster theme to unravel there, I think.

Oh, and Bedelia! I couldn't decide if the look on her face in the plan was obsessed love, or fascinated horror.


Dana - May 27, 2014 3:23:40 pm PDT #10775 of 11831
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Watched the Hannibal finale.

Rocks fall, everyone dies?


billytea - May 27, 2014 3:30:45 pm PDT #10776 of 11831
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Rocks fall, everyone dies?

Tenderises the meat.