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Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


JoeCrow - May 24, 2014 11:15:06 am PDT #10771 of 11831
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson

Current odds of actual final death for everybody who's bleeding to death at Chez Hannibal:

Will: 5% because plot immunity, lead character, etc.

Alana: 35% because they're running out of female characters, for fuck's sake

Jack: 75% because Laurence has a lead role on another show

Abigail: 95% because, Jesus, it's gotta take, sooner or later. That kid's gonna end up with a goddam callous on her neck if she survives this one.

So, yeah, Bedelia coming in out of left field there. That was a surprise. But in the end, really, Will, you probably shoulda eloped with your murder husband when he offered.


sj - May 24, 2014 6:16:59 pm PDT #10772 of 11831
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hannibal! The only thing I predicted right about the finale was that it would end with Hannibal on the run. I didn't see any of the rest coming.


JZ - May 25, 2014 6:44:55 am PDT #10773 of 11831
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I knew he had to end up on the run, but during the show itself I got so utterly lost in what was happening that I completely forgot and was flabbergasted when he (as Fuller put it in a post-finale interview) dropped the mic and walked away.

That was brutal and harrowing, and oh God Abigail. I never for a moment thought she was still alive, felt certain all the fandom hoping and wishing for her survival was pure delusion -- and then there she was, and then there she wasn't, in the most traumatic and wrenching way possible. Everything, everyone that mattered to Will at all (except the dogs), left in blood and wreckage, because Hannibal smelled a trace of Freddie Lounds and added two and two and got betrayal. Betrayal was intolerable, and so Will's whole world (except the dogs) is obliterated.


Amy - May 25, 2014 6:55:58 am PDT #10774 of 11831
Because books.

Hannibal smelled a trace of Freddie Lounds and added two and two and got betrayal

The scene where he catches the scent is incredible. So much going on in his eyes, and yet his expression barely changes.

Also found Hannibal's hand hovering near Will's cheek almost unbearably tender. There's a whole twisted Frankenstein's monster theme to unravel there, I think.

Oh, and Bedelia! I couldn't decide if the look on her face in the plan was obsessed love, or fascinated horror.


Dana - May 27, 2014 3:23:40 pm PDT #10775 of 11831
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Watched the Hannibal finale.

Rocks fall, everyone dies?


billytea - May 27, 2014 3:30:45 pm PDT #10776 of 11831
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Rocks fall, everyone dies?

Tenderises the meat.


Atropa - May 29, 2014 6:34:00 pm PDT #10777 of 11831
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Rocks fall, everyone dies?

Hamlet. Or Rosencrantz & Guilderstern Are Dead, which I think makes Hannibal The Player.


§ ita § - May 30, 2014 6:16:06 am PDT #10778 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

An IO9 poster got really mad at me as a sample of the dumb audience who needed everything watered down for them. I said that I didn't need Fuller to pull the smug, urbane rug out from underneath my feet in order to show me the inhumanity of his protagonist--I find Hannibal grotesquely made up in a gentleman meatsuit, and i never forget.

The biggest reaction I had to the poster's tirade was--why do fans feel everyone has to like everything? I will explain my attraction until the cows come home, but I'm not mad at people who state they don't like it while sticking to their I statements. But this person was really ad hominem and mad.

So I'm not going to really watch the show (I know me well enough to know I'll track it through idle watching or recap reading), but I'm not fan material. So very dumb of me. As if all "intelligent" people ever agreed on one form of...well, anything, ever. I feel awful this guy threw me out of the club.


aurelia - Jun 07, 2014 7:20:36 pm PDT #10779 of 11831
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Daaaamn, Hannibal. I think I'm gonna have to process that before I have any idea what to say.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 12, 2014 8:23:16 pm PDT #10780 of 11831
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Finally started watching Hannibal and OMG. The beauty and the horror. I've only made it through the first two episodes, but Bryan Fuller is doing something amazing here.

Not sure if this is the right place, but also started on Nikita and OMG another team doing just what needs to be done, at least from the first episode.