I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


aurelia - May 16, 2014 5:32:12 pm PDT #10727 of 11831
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Bedelia!


aurelia - May 16, 2014 6:00:50 pm PDT #10728 of 11831
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Who is Achilles in this parallel?

And... Damn, Will. Way to make Jack the bait.


Typo Boy - May 16, 2014 10:21:51 pm PDT #10729 of 11831
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

The Elementary finale was very tell, not show.

On the other hand, the "tell" was about events, the "show" was about character. So I did not hate that aspect. What did not work for me is what has not worked for any Buffista: Mycroft. He was miscast. To play the Mycroft they were going for, they needed an actor with more charisma or at least sex appeal. No way I can believe Joan finds him attractive. Also, they have done very little to show him Holmes' equal in deductive ability and manipulation, let alone his superior as in the Doyle canon. Mycroft is badly written as well as badly cast.


WindSparrow - May 17, 2014 3:12:28 am PDT #10730 of 11831
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Mycroft is very tall. Put a not particularly handsome mug on great long stilts of legs and for some reason, to some people, it really works. I went to my high school homecoming dance with a guy who was a foot taller than I. We wrote Dr. Who fanfic together before Dr. Who was cool, I'd have gone with him anyway. But he had much more interest from other girls than can be accounted for by his looks or their nerdiness alone.


Typo Boy - May 17, 2014 10:39:41 am PDT #10731 of 11831
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hmm - this actor seems to have the opposite of charisma. He seems to radiate "you would never want to have sex with me". Maybe that is just me. Don't really appreciate men as sex objects much. But I can usually see the appeal of men the Buffistas kvell over. But I see no appeal in this guy. (To be fair, there has been no kvelling.) Again, though he is not well written. He does not give the impression of being contained or still or lazy or anything. Nor does he give the impression of great intelligence. The former may be on the actor, But the latter is totally the fault of the writers.


brenda m - May 17, 2014 10:54:54 am PDT #10732 of 11831
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not just you.


JZ - May 17, 2014 11:01:02 am PDT #10733 of 11831
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Stuttering streaming finally let me watch all of last night's Hannibal -- this show has left the universe of reality-based procedurals so far behind it's ridiculous. And beautiful. I know the finale will be all A-plot showdown and endgame and the Verger siblings may not appear at all, but I dearly hope we get more of both of them next season. Michael Pitt is so deliriously horrible in all his manic Grand Guignol giggly madness. I love him dearly (love as in would run away and never stop screaming forever if I ever came within a mile of him in real life, but admire him hugely as a carefully crafted and balls-out acted vision of batshit evil).

More than anything, I love how purely entertained he is by discomfort, and how extremely gifted he is at causing it, and how utterly catholic and universally appreciative his taste for it is. The tears of an orphan? Tee-hee! My therapist's mouth pinching up just a bit as I slap my butt in his personal chair and my feet on his desk? Yay yay yay! My very own searing agony as I carve up and chow down on my own nose? Everything is awesome!

And Margot, so deeply wronged, all the worse for his having no capacity for any real understanding of what he's done and continues to do to her, and so self-contained and controlled and self-protective and at last with some meager amount of actual power over him.

And I guess there was also, like, a serial killer and some FBI people and Gillian Anderson and Winston. Big severed thumbs up to all of it.


Dana - May 17, 2014 11:46:14 am PDT #10734 of 11831
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Who is Achilles in this parallel?

Maybe Jack is Patroclus and Will is Achilles?


erikaj - May 17, 2014 3:53:08 pm PDT #10735 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

That is why serial-killer narratives leave me cold, possibly. My new definition of insanity may be watching Dexter as a Simon acolyte.(they make enough mistakes in procedure that "Fuck the bosses!" me can tell. That is a lot, ftr.)


Steph L. - May 17, 2014 5:47:12 pm PDT #10736 of 11831
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Not just you.

Nope. And I like Rhys Ifans as an actor, but he's just not Mycroft. Nor was Mycroft written well for this show. It's hard to beat Mark Gatiss, but his Mycroft is also superbly written (wonder why???).