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Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Ginger - May 10, 2014 10:22:02 am PDT #10705 of 11831
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Desert is one of those archaic words that survive in sayings and phrases. It means that which is deserved.


§ ita § - May 10, 2014 11:12:05 am PDT #10706 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have never seen it written any way but "just desserts". Consider me educated, but still confused why they'd pick the archaic spelling unless they're v. caught up in their eruditeness.

However, I find myself mostly given up on the show after this episode. There's no one left I feel for. Hannibal will not get his just anything, Will Graham has perplexed me beyond empathy, and everyone else is just running around and not accomplishing anything.

eta: Oh, CSI: Cyber got picked up.


-t - May 10, 2014 11:33:00 am PDT #10707 of 11831
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Really? Huh. The ways of CBS are mysterious.

"Just desserts" sounds like trying to have your pudding if you don't eat your meat.


Ginger - May 10, 2014 12:03:59 pm PDT #10708 of 11831
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Consider me educated, but still confused why they'd pick the archaic spelling unless they're v. caught up in their eruditeness.

I recognize I am the queen of nitpicking, but desert is correct and dessert is not. They're different words with different origins (although both derived from the Latin for "to serve").

CSI: Cyber got picked up.

"No one in this world ... has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people." -H.L. Mencken


Typo Boy - May 10, 2014 12:58:23 pm PDT #10709 of 11831
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

And The Mentalist has been renewed. I have mixed feeling about this. On the one hand, more Lisbon and Jane, yay! On the other hand the show seems to be past its prime. I thought Red John being dead would make the show just about perfect, but some of the other changes they've made get in the way of Jane/Lisbon banter. Plus losing Rigby and Van Pelt makes the show less interesting. I guess having it is still better than not having it. But dammit, Jane and Lisbon need to give each other shit every episode.


§ ita § - May 10, 2014 1:41:46 pm PDT #10710 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I concede on deserts. 45 years of ignorance out the window. Still don't like the show anymore.


JZ - May 10, 2014 2:24:32 pm PDT #10711 of 11831
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I very nearly gave up on Hannibal - if Will had actually done what it appeared he had last week, I'd've been out and done; but I'm weirdly satisfied with where it is now. Not in any rational way, but I don't really give a fig for rational. It's not really a procedural so much as an elaborate and excruciatingly detailed nightmare that happens to bear some vague resemblance to a procedural if you kinda squint. Will would be an irredeemably horrible person if he were remotely real, but he's a dream trapped in someone else's dream inside a fever dream by Bryan Fuller, so I am oddly content to hand over all my empathy to him again.

And, damn, if I had the power to hand out Emmys for the delivery of a single line, Lara Jean Chorostecki would get them all this week.

(I really have no rational defense to offer, none at all, but I fell hard in love last year when Dr. Bloom was reading Flannery O'Connor to poor comatose Abigail, and it's hit all my grotesque/monstrous/moral buttons ever since.)


sj - May 10, 2014 3:11:39 pm PDT #10712 of 11831
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Everything JZ said. Which is a phrase I find myself typing very often. I never really thought Will killed Freddy, but I want to know how he tricked Hannibal's super sensitive taste buds into thinking he was eating human.


Amy - May 10, 2014 3:15:28 pm PDT #10713 of 11831
Because books.

It also makes me wonder if Will and Jack are in it together. If not, it's sort of coincidental.

The plot doesn't really adhere to real world physics or timeline or anything anymore, but as a sort of visual horror feast, I'm still hooked. Just watching Will and Hannibal interact is mesmerizing to me, because the actors are both so good.

Plus, I need to know Winston makes it through okay.


sj - May 10, 2014 3:44:28 pm PDT #10714 of 11831
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It also makes me wonder if Will and Jack are in it together. If not, it's sort of coincidental.

I'm sure they are. There was a scene a while back where they were fishing together and they had a conversation where Jack said something like "You hook him, and I'll reel him in." I don't think they were talking about fish, and that is when I stopped trusting anything. I also don't believe that Chilton is really dead.