Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Amy - Mar 31, 2014 11:55:06 am PDT #10583 of 11840
Because books.

Heh. Pun totally not intended, but I like it!


Ginger - Mar 31, 2014 12:14:48 pm PDT #10584 of 11840
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The body not only had to be frozen, but also preserved somehow so that nothing was dripping. Hannibal would have to have one hell of a saw and many blades, plus an untraceable source for giant sheets of plexiglass.

All I know is that the show lost me when it went directly from "find the kidney, find the murderer" to Hannibal mincing meat.


Amy - Mar 31, 2014 12:17:27 pm PDT #10585 of 11840
Because books.

Much extra salty handwavium must be applied, it's true.

I ignore the giant plot holes, because I love watching Mads Mikkelson and Hugh Dancy (and everybody else, really) too much to give it up.


Dana - Mar 31, 2014 4:32:43 pm PDT #10586 of 11840
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I started assuming last season that it was some kind of AU where people can travel ridiculous distances with no effort.


aurelia - Mar 31, 2014 4:41:02 pm PDT #10587 of 11840
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

That's just TV, though. I mean... 24?

For me it's all about the visual style and the mix of dark humor with things that are deeply disturbing.


Amy - Mar 31, 2014 4:52:22 pm PDT #10588 of 11840
Because books.

For me it's all about the visual style and the mix of dark humor with things that are deeply disturbing.

This. I mean, whatever else is going on, it's nightmarishly beautiful most of the time.


shrift - Apr 01, 2014 11:42:42 am PDT #10589 of 11840
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yeah, NCIS NOLA was painful.

Yep. Not looking forward to part 2. Also, it'd be nice if the team wasn't overwhelmingly white. I was preparing to punch people in the crotch for introducing a black woman as an FBI agent only to kill her off until CCH Pounder showed up


shrift - Apr 01, 2014 11:42:43 am PDT #10590 of 11840
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

sj - Apr 01, 2014 1:00:17 pm PDT #10591 of 11840
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Was Castle on last night?


EpicTangent - Apr 01, 2014 1:24:49 pm PDT #10592 of 11840
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Rerun.