Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


erikaj - May 16, 2008 5:32:00 pm PDT #836 of 8624
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

wrod.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2008 10:36:15 am PDT #837 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Somebody please explain to me how telling someone that you're going to propose to them isn't, in fact, a proposal.


Laga - May 17, 2008 10:51:19 am PDT #838 of 8624
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

lots of girls want that fairytale ceremonial thing.


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2008 11:01:37 am PDT #839 of 8624
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And thus, a perfect moment. Right?


Scrappy - May 17, 2008 11:20:34 am PDT #840 of 8624
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Matt, it's like someone saying they'd like to see you again as opposed to actually asking for an actual date. You ASSUME they're going to ask, but they might not.


Jon B. - May 17, 2008 2:42:44 pm PDT #841 of 8624
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Some people need to read my GF/Wedding FAQ again [link] I can say from personal experience that saying you're going to propose only makes things worse.

Ack! My keyboard is being hijacked.....
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Hi everybody! FAQwife here (Christina, actually, but anyway).

I'd like to confirm that Jon B. had only to ask: he is cute and funny and nice, and watching him wait for the perfect moment was agonizing. It was perfect because he's perfect, for me I mean. Well, maybe for you, too -- sorry.

Bye everybody!

Your friend, Mrs. Dr. FAQwife


Tom Scola - May 17, 2008 2:45:22 pm PDT #842 of 8624
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Waves to FAQwife.


Kate P. - May 17, 2008 3:09:40 pm PDT #843 of 8624
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

lots of girls want that fairytale ceremonial thing.

I don't get the sense that that's what Pam wants, though. I think she'd be happy about it no matter how it happened (okay, except not during one of Michael's meetings). I agree that she's waiting for him because he's made a game out of it now, so she probably feels like it's going to happen sometime soon.


Sophia Brooks - May 17, 2008 4:12:47 pm PDT #844 of 8624
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I may have just given up Jim/Pam shipping for Jon B./FAQwife.


JenP - May 17, 2008 4:48:21 pm PDT #845 of 8624

I think I may have just given up Jim/Pam shipping for Jon B./FAQwife.

I was just going to say something very similar...