I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


-t - Oct 23, 2018 10:44:50 am PDT #8047 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That is an excellent name!


Dana - Oct 23, 2018 11:18:41 am PDT #8048 of 8624
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, there are so many excellently silly names beyond Blake Bortles, though maybe none that make good exclamations. Key & Peele did those skits for a reason:

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Keep in mind that all of the guys who aren't Key or Peele are real pro football players. Sadly, my personal favorite Barkevious Mingo is not included.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 23, 2018 2:12:02 pm PDT #8049 of 8624
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Bortles is a funny sound- also (i have no idea his race) it "sounds" like he could be white, so they don't sound like they are retreading the Orangello joke.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 24, 2018 3:54:07 pm PDT #8050 of 8624
What is even happening?

Found it, -t. Thank you.


-t - Oct 25, 2018 10:56:45 am PDT #8051 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, I'm shopping to pick up stuff at Target, including Halloween candy, and I see they have ghost peeps and I feel like I have to get them and maybe a some chili?


Steph L. - Oct 25, 2018 11:00:24 am PDT #8052 of 8624
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Ha! My therapist watches The Good Place, and I told her that today after therapy I was going to the grocery store for some milk, but maybe I should get chili and M&Ms.


Fred Pete - Oct 25, 2018 11:29:05 am PDT #8053 of 8624
Ann, that's a ferret.

Chili is good. M&Ms are good. But not together.


DebetEsse - Oct 25, 2018 11:48:33 am PDT #8054 of 8624
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I could maybe see throwing some in there, for sort of a mole effect. But the peeps are Right Out.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 25, 2018 12:10:21 pm PDT #8055 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Unless you're having Joey Tribbiani over as a dinner guest, anyway.


-t - Oct 25, 2018 1:53:04 pm PDT #8056 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I probably won't combine them. Probably.