Jason being right about a Molotov Cocktail being the answer!
(Reminded me a bit of Serenity and Jayne's "Sure would be nice to have a grenade about now.")
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants
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EpicTangent - Jan 19, 2018 6:34:17 am PST #7836 of 8624
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
-t - Jan 19, 2018 7:27:59 am PST #7837 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I love his explanation about the beauty of the Molotov Cocktail: "right away I have a different problem"
DXMachina - Jan 19, 2018 10:57:04 am PST #7838 of 8624
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Loved seeing Tahani with a can of Pabst in her hand.
-t - Jan 19, 2018 2:49:48 pm PST #7839 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Rhonda was amazing
P.M. Marc - Jan 19, 2018 4:38:04 pm PST #7840 of 8624
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Manny Jacinto looks really, really good in a suit.
Kate P. - Jan 19, 2018 4:42:38 pm PST #7841 of 8624
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
So M and I have been watching The Good Place and we're finally all caught up and *wavy hands* THIS SHOW! I love it so much. We saw the last two tonight and I think my favorite bit was Michael being super grossed out by kissing "with your food holes! That's not what they're for!"
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2018 5:22:47 pm PST #7842 of 8624
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Ted Danson is a GOLDEN GIFT.
JZ - Jan 19, 2018 5:36:07 pm PST #7843 of 8624
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Michael's solution to the Trolley Problem at the end made me verklempt.
Matilda straight up burst into tears.
Jessica - Jan 21, 2018 11:35:29 am PST #7844 of 8624
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
The TV here (I'm waiting for my car inspection) has football on, which normally I would just tune out, but I keep hearing the name Blake Bortles and getting distracted!
DXMachina - Jan 21, 2018 11:42:15 am PST #7845 of 8624
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Bortles!!1!