OK, so what I did was thaw out the Bagel Bites and Hot Pockets (one box of each, the size that says they contain two servings although there were 9 Bagel Bites in that box and that does not seem right to me, Jubal). Put the Bagel Bites in one layer in a casserole dish. Cut open the Hot Pockets and scrape the insides into a measuring cup, so I could add an equal volume of water to thin it down. Reduce that mixture for a while. . Pour that over the Bagel Bites and let that sit for, uh, a couple of hours.

For the Doritos Glaze, I used 2 oz of Doritos, 1 oz of cider vinegar, and 4 oz of water. Crush the Doritos, mix with the liquids, let sit for, um, some length of time, I don't remember, however long it took to do other things.

Bake casserole dish covered for half an hour at 425, uncover for 15 minutes, top with glaze, bake another 15 minutes, turn on the broiler for an additional 6-10 minutes.

I think in the future I will turn at least some of the wrapper/pocket stuff into crumbs and mix that into the insides, and cook that down before adding the water and reducing again. There was a lot of grease that stayed pretty separated.

And I would use only 1 oz of Doritos, maybe a tablespoon or even teaspoon of vinegar (I do think the acid helped cut the unctuousness, but there was definitely too much) and maybe some honey or maple syrup or something along those lines, get a little glazier.

Okay, you win all the internets today. That is AWESOME.

I don't watch it, but I know people here will be happy to hear Community has been renewed.

Yay, renewal!

Frankly, even though I thought the show was not as good this season, I'm happy for the actors, because I think they're great and I want them to be employed.

Plus, Pierce is gone YAY.

What Dana said.

I'm glad most people here seem to like the show. Everywhere else on the Internet, not so much, as far as I can tell.

Renewal makes me so happy. I was not expecting that.

That you made that recipe, -t, makes me RIDICULOUSLY happy. And it's totally dinner on Season 5 premier night. Post marked.

Is it a full season 5? I am about to go search out the happy news, but I thought I'd ask.

ETA: And it looks like yes. Cool. And I just realized my potato salad needs some mustard.. Totally unrelated, but since it happened while I was editing, there you go.

No official word, but the rumor according to TVLine is 13.

The New Normal was cancelled, which makes me sad.

Oh, huh, OK. The grand total of one article I read said the season would bring it to 100 eps, syndication level, so I roughed out that that would have to be a full season. Heh, I stopped looking after I found what I wanted to see.

Everywhere else on the Internet

You must not go to AVClub.

ION, Lena Horne died. Or rather is still dead, I guess.

You must not go to AVClub.

They don't like it very much either. Todd seems to like it more than the commenters, and he hated the finale.