I improvised. I'm pretty happy with my approach, I might try again with less Doritos (that seems like it should be "fewer Doritos" but I measured them by weight not number of chips. Hm)
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
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-t - May 10, 2013 9:53:44 am PDT #6659 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
le nubian - May 10, 2013 11:01:04 am PDT #6660 of 8624
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
looks like Community will be renewed.
not sure how I feel about that.
Lee - May 10, 2013 11:09:48 am PDT #6661 of 8624
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I wonder if there is any chance we can get Harmon back, now that Chase is gone
-t - May 10, 2013 11:14:07 am PDT #6662 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I don't think Chase was the issue with Harmon. But anything can happen.
I am happy about renewal! Unequivocally. More Community = better world.
JenP - May 10, 2013 11:22:35 am PDT #6663 of 8624
I concur, -t!
I would also like to know how you achieved the Doritos reduction (was that it?)
-t - May 10, 2013 11:30:55 am PDT #6664 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Deconstructed Hot Pocket reduction, Doritos glaze. I will be happy to go into detail in a couple of hours.
JenP - May 10, 2013 11:34:24 am PDT #6665 of 8624
Awesome!
EpicTangent - May 10, 2013 11:55:57 am PDT #6666 of 8624
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I am happy about renewal! Unequivocally. More Community = better world.
I concur, -t!
Ditto!
Deconstructed Hot Pocket reduction, Doritos glaze. I will be happy to go into detail in a couple of hours.
I await with bated breath! (Which has nothing on Dorito breath, but one thing at a time)
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-t - May 10, 2013 1:44:53 pm PDT #6667 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
OK, so what I did was thaw out the Bagel Bites and Hot Pockets (one box of each, the size that says they contain two servings although there were 9 Bagel Bites in that box and that does not seem right to me, Jubal). Put the Bagel Bites in one layer in a casserole dish. Cut open the Hot Pockets and scrape the insides into a measuring cup, so I could add an equal volume of water to thin it down. Reduce that mixture for a while. . Pour that over the Bagel Bites and let that sit for, uh, a couple of hours.
For the Doritos Glaze, I used 2 oz of Doritos, 1 oz of cider vinegar, and 4 oz of water. Crush the Doritos, mix with the liquids, let sit for, um, some length of time, I don't remember, however long it took to do other things.
Bake casserole dish covered for half an hour at 425, uncover for 15 minutes, top with glaze, bake another 15 minutes, turn on the broiler for an additional 6-10 minutes.
I think in the future I will turn at least some of the wrapper/pocket stuff into crumbs and mix that into the insides, and cook that down before adding the water and reducing again. There was a lot of grease that stayed pretty separated.
And I would use only 1 oz of Doritos, maybe a tablespoon or even teaspoon of vinegar (I do think the acid helped cut the unctuousness, but there was definitely too much) and maybe some honey or maple syrup or something along those lines, get a little glazier.
Steph L. - May 10, 2013 1:54:46 pm PDT #6668 of 8624
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Okay, you win all the internets today. That is AWESOME.