Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]


-t - May 08, 2012 8:17:08 pm PDT #5532 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Tonight's Cougar Town title card shenanigan is pretty funny.


Vortex - May 08, 2012 8:24:37 pm PDT #5533 of 8624
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My Senior Prom song was "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Jefferson Starship. I thought I had the worst prom song ever, but I don't think I can beat Richard Marx.

No, you can't. And few people can beat my reason for not going story (my gay date was in jail for setting the school on fire because he was trying to destroy the senior musical after he got kicked out of it)


billytea - May 08, 2012 8:29:39 pm PDT #5534 of 8624
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I thought I had the worst prom song ever, but I don't think I can beat Richard Marx.

Especially "Hazard".


-t - May 08, 2012 8:40:54 pm PDT #5535 of 8624
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That is a great story, Vortex. Are you sure there weren't vampires?


le nubian - May 08, 2012 8:41:27 pm PDT #5536 of 8624
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

right?

and vicious dogs/wolves


Sophia Brooks - May 08, 2012 8:43:08 pm PDT #5537 of 8624
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Mine was also "Hold On to the Night", by Richard Marx. But I didn't go because I was not invited, so Vortex wins!


le nubian - May 08, 2012 8:45:00 pm PDT #5538 of 8624
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

The senior class before me got "I'll Melt With You" as their prom song. I am so so fucking bitter.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 09, 2012 4:49:58 am PDT #5539 of 8624
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

No, you can't. And few people can beat my reason for not going story (my gay date was in jail for setting the school on fire because he was trying to destroy the senior musical after he got kicked out of it)

I think you can beat everyone's prom story except Carrie's.


Fred Pete - May 09, 2012 5:03:44 am PDT #5540 of 8624
Ann, that's a ferret.

My prom song was "(I Do Love You) Still," by the Commodores. Which at least avoids being overwrought and melodramatic.


Jesse - May 09, 2012 5:40:39 am PDT #5541 of 8624
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think you can beat everyone's prom story except Carrie's.

Ha! Yes.