They win with a hail-Mary pass as time runs out.

wait, what? Did I fall asleep and dream the most awesome ending ever? I thought the plan was to force the opposing QB to fumble on the snap, so the team started groaning for brains, the stadium took up the chant, the ploy worked & I forget who picked up the fumbled ball and ran for the final touchdown.

I totally remember the Katie Couric interview too. Weird.

Damn! You're right, Laga. I goofed -- it was a fumbled snap.

Aha! I was totally fooled because a couple times I have fallen asleep and dreamt alternate endings to movies and TV shows.

Wait, wait - I've heard "Tell Her No."

Santana comes from the "wrong side of the tracks"? Did they say on another episode that her father is a doctor?

Yeah earlier this season, right? The Dr. Carl intro episode

This episode has so many cringe-inducing scenes.

I assumed that "Lima Heights-adjacent" means she comes from a slightly lower class neighborhood than wherever the really rich people live, and therefore has deluded herself that she's all gangsta.

How are they going to handle this? Mono takes months to get over. I guess this will be TV mono and they'll be fine next week.

Also, why isn't Santana sick?