Heh - that reminds me of his Lone Ranger and Tonto bit.
"Tonto! Don't go to TOWN!!!!!"
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants
This thread is for comedy TV, including network and cable shows. [NAFDA]
Frankenbuddha - Nov 04, 2009 5:55:38 pm PST #1827 of 8624
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Laga - Nov 04, 2009 6:37:11 pm PST #1828 of 8624
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
That's a weird looking dog you got there, does he bite?
No, but he'll ram the hell out of you.
Vortex - Nov 04, 2009 6:48:42 pm PST #1829 of 8624
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The theme music!
Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2009 3:49:06 am PST #1830 of 8624
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"Faster! Faster! You fool! You fool!"
Kathy A - Nov 05, 2009 5:11:58 am PST #1831 of 8624
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The other album my grandparents had had the bit about the time the young Bill found a frog with an awesome croak that sounded like a burp. So, he put the frog in his front pocket, and went to his friends. "'Hey, Weird Harold, I betcha 50 cents my leg can burp!' 'Bet!' 'BRRRRRGGGHHHHPPP!' I made twenty dollars that day, with my burping leg."
smonster - Nov 05, 2009 9:49:17 am PST #1832 of 8624
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I can still recite large chunks of the "dentist" routine. We used to listen to that cassette on family trips.
"Ibe... Ibe wabus wonderububing..."
Daisy Jane - Nov 05, 2009 9:50:43 am PST #1833 of 8624
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Fiber! Fiber! Moke! Moke! Moke!
Kathy A - Nov 05, 2009 9:58:46 am PST #1834 of 8624
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
He did that for his encore last year--it was terrific to watch it live, even though I could practically repeat it along with him.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 05, 2009 10:05:24 am PST #1835 of 8624
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I love his "Driving in San Francisco" bit. Whenever I get around to visiting SF for the first time, I NEED to see Lombard Street.
Barb - Nov 05, 2009 10:16:22 am PST #1836 of 8624
“Not dead yet!”
I can still recite large chunks of the "dentist" routine. We used to listen to that cassette on family trips.
Mine is "Jeffrey." Especially when traveling and there are monstrous children, I start muttering under my breath, "Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey..."
"And the mother, once lovely hair askew, clothes stained, handed the sleeping child over to his father and punched him in the face."