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Comedy 1: A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Seltzer Down Your Pants

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Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 22, 2009 8:06:00 am PDT #1533 of 8624
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Wikipedia informs me that in the UK and some other countries, the term 'professor'

refers to a senior academic who holds a departmental chair, especially as head of the department, or a personal chair awarded specifically to that individual. [...] In the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, The Netherlands, United States, Canada, and Hong Kong it is a legal title conferred by a university denoting the highest academic rank.

Which makes sense of my experience of who we get to call 'professor'. There are two professors in my department, both chairs of sub-departments within it.


Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2009 8:11:24 am PDT #1534 of 8624
Ann, that's a ferret.

Do Americans really call *all* college teachers 'professor'?

As an undergrad, I did. As a grad student, Ph.D.'s were "doctor."


megan walker - Sep 22, 2009 8:16:52 am PDT #1535 of 8624
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, when I was an Instructor, I was always teaching in French, so mostly I got Madame.

Elsewhere I was a Visiting Asst Professor, so Professor was appropriate, and I'm pretty sure was used by students even for people that were Lecturers or Instructors. I mean, what else are they going to use?

If someone is a Professor, either Assistant, Associate, or Full, I do use Professor rather than Doctor in letters since that is the higher title.

Unless you're Al Gore, it is unlikely you would teach at Colombia without a PhD, or other relevant degree. Or say, multiple interviews and presentations, and articles to your name.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 22, 2009 8:29:47 am PDT #1536 of 8624
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This is where I tell the story of my professor, who was a nun and a Ph.d. Her last name was Hoctor. So, against all conventions, we always called her "Sister Doctor Hoctor"


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 22, 2009 9:16:07 am PDT #1537 of 8624
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I mean, what else are they going to use?

I've always called all my lecturers* by their first names. Without exception. It was a bit odd as a first year undergrad, admittedly. But my current dissertation supervisor is younger than me. If I'd called her 'Dr --' instead of 'Anita', it would have made her laugh rather a lot.

So, against all conventions, we always called her "Sister Doctor Hoctor"

Hee. Did she have a sense of humour about it?

*in the UK, we use this term used for university teachers generally. You can have tenure-track lecturers or fixed-term (adjunct) lecturers, etc.


Jesse - Sep 22, 2009 9:19:08 am PDT #1538 of 8624
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, we would have adjunct professors, etc., which is different from being the Smith Professor of Blah Blah.


Laga - Sep 22, 2009 9:20:11 am PDT #1539 of 8624
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I had a philosophy prof. who insisted on being called by his first name, Fred. He told his students that if they had a problem addressing their instructors by first names they should call him, "Mr. Fred".


Polter-Cow - Sep 22, 2009 9:22:10 am PDT #1540 of 8624
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

F-Dawg.


Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2009 9:38:01 am PDT #1541 of 8624
Ann, that's a ferret.

they should call him, "Mr. Fred".

A little too close to "Mr. Ed" for my comfort.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 22, 2009 9:41:02 am PDT #1542 of 8624
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Laga - Heh. Nice of him to give them that much comfort space. I've taught in community colleges, and I'm always addressed by my first name, even among younger students. If my students find it odd, they get to call me 'Miss [surname]', and I in return get to call them 'Mr [surname]'. With eighteen-year-olds, that tends to last for exactly one class...