I'm really miffed I missed the Star Wars episode.
"What do you mean 'blew up the Death Star?'"
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Oct 09, 2007 9:57:25 am PDT #9129 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Polter-Cow - Oct 09, 2007 9:58:09 am PDT #9130 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Good luck with #5 is alive!
It's about time someone made that joke.
"What do you mean 'blew up the Death Star?'"
"I've really got to get that transfer to Coruscant."
vw bug - Oct 09, 2007 12:01:33 pm PDT #9131 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok. I'm gonna kill my students. I just got this e-mail that asked me to look at his/her paper, even though it's not done. And what's my input?
My input is, it's due tomorrow! You better get on that!
vw bug - Oct 09, 2007 12:02:59 pm PDT #9132 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Also, just got an e-mail from the English department's secretary. It's subject? "STD Flyer"
NoiseDesign - Oct 09, 2007 12:05:31 pm PDT #9133 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
STD Flyer
Crap! They've gone airborne!
Deena - Oct 09, 2007 12:05:46 pm PDT #9134 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
(Ahem. Misplaced apostrophe.)
Maybe number 5 doesn't think punctuation is important. I've heard there are people like that.
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2007 12:08:39 pm PDT #9135 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
"STD Flyer"
Inform the secretary that the preferred term is "STI" (sexually transmitted *infection,* rather than "disease").
Polter-Cow - Oct 09, 2007 12:08:55 pm PDT #9136 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Without punctuation, society will crumble!
Inform the secretary that the preferred term is "STI" (sexually transmitted *infection,* rather than "disease").
Really? I've never heard that before.
Sparky1 - Oct 09, 2007 12:10:54 pm PDT #9137 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Maybe number 5
It's spelled "#5".
Kidding! I couldn't resist! I'm evil! ::tacklehugs Deena::
vw, you need to set some limits with the students and stick to 'em so they don't make you crazy all semester!
vw bug - Oct 09, 2007 12:13:21 pm PDT #9138 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Inform the secretary that the preferred term is "STI" (sexually transmitted *infection,* rather than "disease").
Ha! If I knew her better I would totally do that. Unfortunately, I think she already finds me annoying, so I'll pass.
vw, you need to set some limits with the students and stick to 'em so they don't make you crazy all semester!
Oh, I do, and I am. But, it cracked me up, and I had to share.