I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Aug 10, 2007 8:56:23 am PDT #882 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Broast is the cooking method.

the Salem area has a mini-chain of package stores called Bunghole Liquors.

I can see this because of the use of the term in barrels but it's still funny.

Yeah, it's hard to get through the brewery tour at Lakefront Brewery in Milwaukee without snorting and giggling like a twelve-year-old. Though it's just possible the amount of beer they pour into you on those tours is also a contributor.


libkitty - Aug 10, 2007 9:28:15 am PDT #883 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I was feeling all superior, but then realized that I hadn't known definitions 2-4 of the verb or 1-4 of the noun. Sad now.

edited because quoting the whole definition took too much room, since it was posted so nearby.


amych - Aug 10, 2007 9:31:25 am PDT #884 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I was feeling all superior, but then realized that I hadn't known definitions 2-4 of the verb or 1-4 of the noun. Sad now.

Don't feel bad. We'll always have Spork.


omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2007 10:02:36 am PDT #885 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I LOVE SPORK!!! We need more sporks. (a co-worker gave me the titanium spork from REI for x-mas once. It sits in my desk drawer, as the green room NEVER has any forks, and a spork is all you need (well, and a knife).


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2007 10:19:02 am PDT #886 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

All you need is Spork! Duh da duh da da da!


ChiKat - Aug 10, 2007 10:21:00 am PDT #887 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

EARWORMED!!!!


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2007 10:21:40 am PDT #888 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My work here is done.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2007 10:51:23 am PDT #889 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And killed the thread, apparently. Yikes!


Laura - Aug 10, 2007 10:52:40 am PDT #890 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

sporks thread


meara - Aug 10, 2007 10:58:14 am PDT #891 of 10001

I have a phone interview in....three minutes....wish me much luck and job-ma, eh? Would really like this company to (a) be awesome and (b) offer me a job (well, first would be "fly me out for an in-person interview", but you get the idea)