I was feeling all superior, but then realized that I hadn't known definitions 2-4 of the verb or 1-4 of the noun. Sad now.
Don't feel bad. We'll always have Spork.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Aug 10, 2007 9:31:25 am PDT #884 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
omnis_audis - Aug 10, 2007 10:02:36 am PDT #885 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I LOVE SPORK!!! We need more sporks. (a co-worker gave me the titanium spork from REI for x-mas once. It sits in my desk drawer, as the green room NEVER has any forks, and a spork is all you need (well, and a knife).
Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2007 10:19:02 am PDT #886 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
All you need is Spork! Duh da duh da da da!
ChiKat - Aug 10, 2007 10:21:00 am PDT #887 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
EARWORMED!!!!
Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2007 10:21:40 am PDT #888 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
My work here is done.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2007 10:51:23 am PDT #889 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And killed the thread, apparently. Yikes!
Laura - Aug 10, 2007 10:52:40 am PDT #890 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
sporks thread
meara - Aug 10, 2007 10:58:14 am PDT #891 of 10001
I have a phone interview in....three minutes....wish me much luck and job-ma, eh? Would really like this company to (a) be awesome and (b) offer me a job (well, first would be "fly me out for an in-person interview", but you get the idea)
Laura - Aug 10, 2007 11:01:16 am PDT #892 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Interview ~ma
juliana - Aug 10, 2007 11:03:14 am PDT #893 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Interview~ma, meara!
AUGH. I typed that three times, and each time I tabbed down to hit "post". Except, since I'm on a Mac, it tabbed past that to the "search" box. I want my PC back.