Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Sep 30, 2007 3:58:39 am PDT #7786 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Thanks for the good wishes, all. I still have not heard back from Mom since the fifteen-second phone call yesterday, so I have no idea what's going on.


sumi - Sep 30, 2007 4:40:22 am PDT #7787 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

"New Tricks"? I'll keep my eyes peeled for it!


-t - Sep 30, 2007 6:30:09 am PDT #7788 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm thinking I should talk him into staying another night or two.

I always think it's a good idea to trust the bereaved to know when they want company or not, but you know your uncle better than I. Regardless, giving him the option would certainly be a kindness.


-t - Sep 30, 2007 6:35:17 am PDT #7789 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Also, very glad that Suzi's and Trudy's respective moms are doing well.


Fay - Sep 30, 2007 7:50:30 am PDT #7790 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

((((Anne))))

And wrod wrt Suzi and Trudi's mums.

Daniel just uttered this: "It's the extra butter on the hotcakes of love."

Okay, am I the only bitch whose hotcakes-of-love aren't getting buttered?

Sheesh. Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Aaaanyway, fwiw I am now a Level 1 Reiki Channel. I have a very nice certificate confirming that this is so. Thus far I feel that I have shown slightly less aptitude for Reiki than would your average banana (which I confess is something of a disappointment - I'd rather supposed that I might be good at it), but I am not without hope that time and experience might change this. Fear my potential-Jedi-mindtrick fu!

ion, and I have to share this with you, my school is built on a vortex, apparently. I mean, I knew it was super haunted, because of having previously been a hospital, but I didn't know that it was built on an energy vortex attracting spirits and energies both dark and light.

In short, I teach at a school on top of a hell mouth.

For reals.

t gobsmacked

...I'm a trifle concerned that something or somebody is going to eat the headmistress one of these days.


-t - Sep 30, 2007 8:11:17 am PDT #7791 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And I can just see Fay being the nice supportive teacher to the incognito Slayer in residence and thus dooming herself. Alas.


Fay - Sep 30, 2007 8:16:13 am PDT #7792 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I don't know which kid is the incognito proto-slayer, but I have a feisty blonde colleague who's going to do some ghostbusting with her fellow Reiki folks shortly.


Trudy Booth - Sep 30, 2007 8:25:58 am PDT #7793 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Okay, am I the only bitch whose hotcakes-of-love aren't getting buttered?

t does NGA handshake w/fay


DebetEsse - Sep 30, 2007 8:32:48 am PDT #7794 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

t checks wallet for secret handshake instructions

Ah, yes.

t performs secret handshake.

I seem to have joined a church choir. Which, I suppose, would make me an unofficial member of the church, no?

Now I am debating whether or not to go the gym.


Fay - Sep 30, 2007 8:34:35 am PDT #7795 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Go on! Go to the gym! I know it sounds like an effort, but actually you'll get that fabulous endorphin rush AND a sense of gleeful smugness at the same time!