The shocknives feel like you're being sliced, and it's a mindfuck to look down and there's not a mark on you, and of course it fades more quickly than a cut's pain would.
The tasering left burn marks, IIRC. Those were some tough-assed kravvers, but the one who did nothing but grit his teeth is some sort of...well, it scares me.
I can't lie. I now want to try the taser thing. It's not as violent as a normal tasering, because they tape the contacts onto you instead of shooting hooks (that I think you need to have medically removed) into your flesh.
And then the current comes.
And then the current comes.
No, no. It's "then the ice weasels come."
It might be worse having the ice weasels taped to your chest, though.
I don't know nothing about being tasered, but when my dentist checked my teeth to see if I needed root canal he used an electrical charge on my teeth which stimulated the nerve directly and that hurt like a motherfucker.
he used an electrical charge on my teeth which stimulated the nerve directly
Things like this are why I refuse to believe the Modern Pain-Free Dentistry propaganda. I mean, I know they're necessary and all, but I'm so not buying that the fuckers are anything other than crazy sadists who taught gitmo everything they know.
I mean, I know they're necessary and all, but I'm so not buying that the fuckers are anything other than crazy sadists who taught gitmo everything they know.
As it turns out, you can do the same test for tooth sensitivity using a piece of ice. Which is not a sharp jolt of electricity into your dental nerves.
wow all this pain talk (and wuss talk) totally reminded me of one of my concussions as a kid. Zooming along in a 3-wheel scooter thing, took a turn and headed town a 18% grade or so. oops. no brakes. double oops. Stupid me made a sharp turn to head down the side road rather than crash into parked cars. Oops. Inertia won. Played with gravity. Nice big bump on da head. Needed a few stitches. Doc was like "eh we'll just give you a local". -poke- ow. You can still feel that? Yes! - 2nd local -. poke. Ow. You can STILL feel that!?! FIVE locals later, and I could still feel it. Doc thought I was lying. So I closed my eyes, and sure enough, could still feel it. I do have a high threshold for pain, but once crossed, I'm a wuss. Unless it's paper cuts. then all bets are off.
Yeah, I really don't need to be tased.
Err, bro.
I can't lie. I now want to try the taser thing.
Suddenly, I feel vanilla again.
Suddenly, I feel vanilla again.
Dude, you've been zapped.
