Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 27, 2007 10:05:46 am PDT #7384 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Kinda like getting a red-hot toothpick dragged through your skin's top layers?

More like a red-hot scalpel. But, yeah.


beekaytee - Sep 27, 2007 10:18:16 am PDT #7385 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

My tattoo didn't hurt at all, though I was fully prepared for the big ow.

I've had third degree burns that really hurt...

But the very tiptopworst pain ever in my entire life was being struck by a stingray. Nerve toxin. Rollercoaster of going from eleventy-thousand, down to 943, lulling you into a false sense of I-might-survive. I didn't even take aspirin at that point in my life and I was screaming for narcotics. Sort of wish I'd just passed out. Nifty scar and a story full of fun details...totally. not. worth. it.

My at-the-time boyfriend's mother still won't go into the ocean without sneakers, some 16 years later.


Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2007 10:18:26 am PDT #7386 of 10001
brillig

connie! owowowowowowowow.

Oh, yeah. the new apartment's bedroom was wallpapered in shelving paper, and there was a mold I wasn't yet aware of being allergic to growing there. That was a hell of a weekend.


erikaj - Sep 27, 2007 10:29:05 am PDT #7387 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Muscle spasms hurt a lot, mostly because when the tightened muscles move around, it kind of starts over... the other pain I have a lot of experience with is abdominal, which doesn't feel the same at all, but can hurt a lot.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2007 10:34:28 am PDT #7388 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Appendcitis was pretty bad, but I know that was near a 10 because it didn't burst. That's MUCH worse from everything I've heard.

Some of my recurring chronic leg/foot pains are bad. Basically arthiritis in it's early stages (and a lifetime of flat feet). They mainly cause problems (aside from with walking) at night, because they keep me awake, and feel like they hurt worse.

I have had some headaches (some hangovers, some not) that made me feel that ripping my eyeballs would be prefarable to the pain I was feeling.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2007 10:35:21 am PDT #7389 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

yesterday was fetishes, today is pain - what does that make tomorrow?

Those are necessarily different topics depending on the fetish.


Emily - Sep 27, 2007 10:37:11 am PDT #7390 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

More like a red-hot scalpel. But, yeah.

I thought cat scratch. I like how we all compared it to something.


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2007 10:39:03 am PDT #7391 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The most pain I've experienced was when a doctor swabbed my sinuses with liquid cocaine prior to running tubes up my nose. Right after that they put me under for surgery. I wondered why they couldn't have done the swabbing after they put me under.


Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2007 10:41:20 am PDT #7392 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Oh, yeah, getting my acne cysts injected when I was a teenager was pretty bad, too.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 27, 2007 10:41:50 am PDT #7393 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Things going up your nose are incredibly discomforting even if they don't "hurt" per se. I had a nose cam a couple of times last year when I was sent to an ENT specialist, and it was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had.