Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Sep 26, 2007 7:25:54 am PDT #7153 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just found out that a girl I went to high school with is a burlesque dancer. She lives in SF now and is hot and gorgeous. I just watched her tribute to Betsy Ross on You Tube.

Myspace and YouTube crack me up.


megan walker - Sep 26, 2007 7:28:54 am PDT #7154 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Congrats to sj!

Bon anniversaire à la petite princesse!

Thanks to -t for Sweeney Todd. It was delightful and the tickets were much appreciated!


Stephanie - Sep 26, 2007 7:36:34 am PDT #7155 of 10001
Trust my rage

I just talked to a really cool woman in New Mexico who is going to help me find a doula and midwife! I'm just so energized and encouraged because for the first time in this pregnancy, I'm looking forward to having the baby and not dreading it!

I don't expect everyone to agree with me/share my ideas, but it is so refreshing to talk to someone who listens to what I'm saying about wanting a midwife/doula/as little interference as possible and agrees with me and encoourages me.

anyway, just wanted to share my good mood.


lisah - Sep 26, 2007 7:41:19 am PDT #7156 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Congrats sj!!!! He has seemed like a keeper from the get-go.

Happy Birthday, Matilda!!!

And, yay Stephanie! for working your way towards a birth plan you'll feel comfortable with.

Vortex, i have marked your bacon-y brussel sprouts post. OMGYUM!!!


megan walker - Sep 26, 2007 7:46:59 am PDT #7157 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Lisa,

You know what is even better than Brussels sprouts and bacon? Brussels sprouts, bacon, and cream.


Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2007 7:53:47 am PDT #7158 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Booyah! megan just kicked it up a notch!


lisah - Sep 26, 2007 7:54:27 am PDT #7159 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Brussels sprouts, bacon, and cream.

what what? How would that work??


Polter-Cow - Sep 26, 2007 7:55:53 am PDT #7160 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Matilda!

And now for More Tales from P-C's Mom...

It was actually a good conversation; I was proud of myself for having remembered my cousin's birthday. And then she started talking about having booked tickets for next month.

She wants to come up for my shoulder surgery.

And then she wants to stay with me for a week.

Guys, I would rather have surgery every day than be cooped up in my apartment with my mom for an entire week.

I tried to tell her I would be fine and she would have nothing to do and she said not to worry about her and I could not find the most tactful way to express my true feelings about this horrible, horrible situation, and it finally went like this:

"I was going to sit around and relax."
"You will be relaxing! You will have nothing to do!"
"I can't relax with you around!"
"Why?"
"Because you criticize everything I do."
*nothing*
"I'll be all tense."
*nothing*
*CALL ENDED*

I'm an awesome son.


megan walker - Sep 26, 2007 7:58:24 am PDT #7161 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Fry bacon. Cut the brussels sprouts in half (especially if they are big) and sauté in the bacon fat, maybe adding a bit of chicken broth or water. As a finishing touch, when the Brussels sprouts have gotten soft, add a bit of heavy cream and, if you are of a mind to, some crumbled blue cheese (which both coat the sprouts thereby achieving yummy goodness).


sumi - Sep 26, 2007 8:01:04 am PDT #7162 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

OMG. Can you send me some of that RIGHT NOW?