I felt that Matilda deserved her own, toy-boat-free post:
Happy Birthday, Matilda Azalea Smay!!!
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
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I felt that Matilda deserved her own, toy-boat-free post:
Happy Birthday, Matilda Azalea Smay!!!
Thanks again Steph!
The thing that gets me about the toy boat fetish (other than what Jessica said) is that I literally don't understand what you do with the toy boat that gets you off. Is it just looking at/fantasizing about the toy boat? Do you insert the toy boat somewhere? Do you dress up as a toy boat?
I forgot Matilda's middle name is Azalea. Love that.
Is it just looking at/fantasizing about the toy boat? Do you insert the toy boat somewhere? Do you dress up as a toy boat?
I'd sort of like to know the answer to that, too.
Is it just looking at/fantasizing about the toy boat? Do you insert the toy boat somewhere? Do you dress up as a toy boat?
I'd sort of like to know the answer to that, too.
That's probably different for everyone who has that fetish. I'm not trying to be glib here.
Gives me all new images of "pulling the rudder".
First of congrats to sj and TCG!!! Yay!!!
Second, Happy Matilda Day!!!
Third, my take on the toy boat thing is it's a wind-up toy, and put to use much like the toy scuba diver in TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!, but that's just a guess.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATILDA!
CONGRATS SJ AND TCG!!
That's probably different for everyone who has that fetish. I'm not trying to be glib here.
Oh, I know. I just ... have a hard time imagining how that plays out.
Oh, I know. I just ... have a hard time imagining how that plays out.
Yeah- I don't mean to be overly curious, I just think it is funny that it is the only thing on the fetish map that I just don't understand, even without sharing the fetish.
Could the toy boat thing be from toy boats in the bathtub? You're naked, you're wet, there's soap...