You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 26, 2007 4:32:17 am PDT #7127 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I felt that Matilda deserved her own, toy-boat-free post:

Happy Birthday, Matilda Azalea Smay!!!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 26, 2007 4:38:45 am PDT #7128 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thanks again Steph!

The thing that gets me about the toy boat fetish (other than what Jessica said) is that I literally don't understand what you do with the toy boat that gets you off. Is it just looking at/fantasizing about the toy boat? Do you insert the toy boat somewhere? Do you dress up as a toy boat?


Amy - Sep 26, 2007 4:51:04 am PDT #7129 of 10001
Because books.

I forgot Matilda's middle name is Azalea. Love that.

Is it just looking at/fantasizing about the toy boat? Do you insert the toy boat somewhere? Do you dress up as a toy boat?

I'd sort of like to know the answer to that, too.


Steph L. - Sep 26, 2007 4:54:03 am PDT #7130 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is it just looking at/fantasizing about the toy boat? Do you insert the toy boat somewhere? Do you dress up as a toy boat?

I'd sort of like to know the answer to that, too.

That's probably different for everyone who has that fetish. I'm not trying to be glib here.


Aims - Sep 26, 2007 4:55:29 am PDT #7131 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Gives me all new images of "pulling the rudder".


Frankenbuddha - Sep 26, 2007 4:55:40 am PDT #7132 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

First of congrats to sj and TCG!!! Yay!!!

Second, Happy Matilda Day!!!

Third, my take on the toy boat thing is it's a wind-up toy, and put to use much like the toy scuba diver in TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!, but that's just a guess.


Aims - Sep 26, 2007 4:55:57 am PDT #7133 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATILDA!

CONGRATS SJ AND TCG!!


Amy - Sep 26, 2007 4:58:57 am PDT #7134 of 10001
Because books.

That's probably different for everyone who has that fetish. I'm not trying to be glib here.

Oh, I know. I just ... have a hard time imagining how that plays out.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 26, 2007 5:01:00 am PDT #7135 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, I know. I just ... have a hard time imagining how that plays out.

Yeah- I don't mean to be overly curious, I just think it is funny that it is the only thing on the fetish map that I just don't understand, even without sharing the fetish.


Trudy Booth - Sep 26, 2007 5:04:33 am PDT #7136 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Could the toy boat thing be from toy boats in the bathtub? You're naked, you're wet, there's soap...