Happy Birthday, Oh Empress!!
Meep. Just finished writing a lease for Joe and I to sign! The end (of living with my parents) is nigh!
Yay!!! Happy happy birthday!
Yeah, me too. I strongly feel that Fay is so fabulous, that her life should include either one amazingly, scorchingly passionate life-long love affair, or a regular series fantabulous, heated, less permanent, amicably ended affairs. Thus the Bitches would be the recipients of Fay's endearing accounts, not so much of the hot details, but of anecdotes of the brilliantly witty things that were said at outings to the theater or fine restaurants. Hmm, perhaps you could simply make up stories for us, the way Vickie Bliss writes outrageous bodice-rippers for her boss.
Erm, not that your job should be to provide us with entertainment through which we could live vicariously, Fay. We just want to know you are happy. Truly.
I love WindSparrow so so much. This. So very much this.
Also, {{Sammie}}
Can I has booz now?
Yes.