I googles "toy boat fetish" and got Zuni fetishes (the little charms) at a toy store called toyboat.com
While not as horrifying as ita's porngoogle links (and really, what is?) I am no more enlightened.
It can't be as scary as goatse, though.
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Strix - Sep 25, 2007 4:08:00 pm PDT #7033 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Laga - Sep 25, 2007 4:09:39 pm PDT #7034 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It can't be as scary as goatse, though.
Yes, the possibility of coming across some goatse-like image in the process of reserching toy boat fetishism is why I wish one of you guys would explain it here in text instead.
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 4:32:55 pm PDT #7035 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The fetish map. I get just about everything on there, but can't wrap my head around the boats. Map description including key.
eta: flexible shoulder joints? really?
Steph L. - Sep 25, 2007 4:34:27 pm PDT #7036 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I wish one of you guys would explain it here in text instead.
Don't look at me! (For once.) My kinky compatriots say that it IS a real fetish, but I don't think that any of them *have* that fetish, so they didn't have much to say about it.
Laga - Sep 25, 2007 4:34:58 pm PDT #7037 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Not every link of ita's has squicked me. Am I the only one who thought the three old guys were kinda sweet?
Steph L. - Sep 25, 2007 4:42:00 pm PDT #7038 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Okay, in looking at the fetish map, and where "toy boats" is placed, I think it's just a super-specific subset of the rubber/vinyl fetish as well as a super-super-specific subset of the "vinyl pool toy" fetish. t edit And of the "inflatable" fetish.
Like, there are people whose fetish is *anything* made of rubber or vinyl -- it's the material that's their fetish.
Then there are people who need the rubber/vinyl to be in the form of something inflatable.
Then there are people who need the inflatable rubber/vinyl to specifically be in the form of a pool toy -- swimmies, an inner tube, a raft of any sort, etc.
And THEN there are people who need the inflatable rubber/vinyl pool toy to *specifically* be a boat.
That's my best guess.
Glamcookie - Sep 25, 2007 4:44:54 pm PDT #7039 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
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Laga - Sep 25, 2007 4:47:44 pm PDT #7040 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
And since nobody addressed my borscht question I'm thinking nothing will stop me from adding some chopped up canned beets to the final product if it doesn't turn out beety enough for me.
brenda m - Sep 25, 2007 4:49:47 pm PDT #7041 of 10001
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I went and looked for my borscht recipe (which I've never made) but I couldn't find it. It does seem a little weird.
Strix - Sep 25, 2007 4:50:14 pm PDT #7042 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hmmm. Well, huh.
I don't get it. I mean, I get the idea of fetishes, but of all the fetishes that I can wrap my mind around and see how someone could get "ROOWR! SEXAY!" from, toy boats are a huh.
I mean, they make rubber duckie vibrators. I get that.
BAck to map. Most things I have heard of. For some reason, the necrophelia subset "moldy oldies" is cracking my shit up. Everytime I read it, I giggle.