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Strix - Sep 25, 2007 4:50:14 pm PDT #7042 of 10001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hmmm. Well, huh.

I don't get it. I mean, I get the idea of fetishes, but of all the fetishes that I can wrap my mind around and see how someone could get "ROOWR! SEXAY!" from, toy boats are a huh.

I mean, they make rubber duckie vibrators. I get that.

BAck to map. Most things I have heard of. For some reason, the necrophelia subset "moldy oldies" is cracking my shit up. Everytime I read it, I giggle.

Pix - Sep 25, 2007 4:50:16 pm PDT #7043 of 10001

The status is NOT quo.

Mmmmm, borscht.

billytea - Sep 25, 2007 4:52:50 pm PDT #7044 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And THEN there are people who need the inflatable rubber/vinyl pool toy to *specifically* be a boat.

I wonder how that overlaps with the people who need the object of their affection to make "toot toot" noises.

§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 4:55:13 pm PDT #7045 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

people who need the object of their affection to make "toot toot" noises

You mean like "SBF seeks toot sweetheart"?

Steph L. - Sep 25, 2007 4:57:18 pm PDT #7046 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

You mean like "SBF seeks toot sweetheart"?

There's another limit! Puns! Safeword! SAFEWORD!!!

Strix - Sep 25, 2007 4:59:13 pm PDT #7047 of 10001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, I restrained myself from bad "floats your boat" puns earlier.

Restrained myself! Hee.

Unintentional.

Pix - Sep 25, 2007 5:06:43 pm PDT #7048 of 10001

The status is NOT quo.

HOLY SHIT! CONGRATS, SJ!!! I am SO happy for you!!!

Yes, this response totally needed ASSCAPS and lots of exclamation marks!!!

flea - Sep 25, 2007 5:07:00 pm PDT #7049 of 10001

information libertarian

sj! Such wonderful news! You guys have always seemed to just fit.

amych - Sep 25, 2007 5:07:37 pm PDT #7050 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! I'm all verklempt.

Scrappy - Sep 25, 2007 5:10:07 pm PDT #7051 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hooray, sj! What wonderful news! And celebrating in a tow truck is perfect.

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