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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Yeah seriously, do what with the toy boats now? I've been reading Savage Love since the Hey Faggot days and I never heard of a toy boat fetish.
Also brussels sprouts rule.
I just printed a recipe for borscht but one of the instructions is (after boiling it with some other vegetables) to take out and discard the beet. Does that seem right to you?
Congratulations, Daisy!
I googles "toy boat fetish" and got Zuni fetishes (the little charms) at a toy store called toyboat.com
While not as horrifying as ita's porngoogle links (and really, what is?) I am no more enlightened.
It can't be as scary as goatse, though.
It can't be as scary as goatse, though.
Yes, the possibility of coming across some goatse-like image in the process of reserching toy boat fetishism is why I wish one of you guys would explain it here in text instead.
The fetish map. I get just about everything on there, but can't wrap my head around the boats. Map description including key.
eta: flexible shoulder joints? really?
I wish one of you guys would explain it here in text instead.
Don't look at me! (For once.) My kinky compatriots say that it IS a real fetish, but I don't think that any of them *have* that fetish, so they didn't have much to say about it.
Not every link of ita's has squicked me. Am I the only one who thought the three old guys were kinda sweet?
Okay, in looking at the fetish map, and where "toy boats" is placed, I think it's just a super-specific subset of the rubber/vinyl fetish as well as a super-super-specific subset of the "vinyl pool toy" fetish. t edit And of the "inflatable" fetish.
Like, there are people whose fetish is *anything* made of rubber or vinyl -- it's the material that's their fetish.
Then there are people who need the rubber/vinyl to be in the form of something inflatable.
Then there are people who need the inflatable rubber/vinyl to specifically be in the form of a pool toy -- swimmies, an inner tube, a raft of any sort, etc.
And THEN there are people who need the inflatable rubber/vinyl pool toy to *specifically* be a boat.
That's my best guess.
Congrats, Suzi! It's almost over!
And since nobody addressed my borscht question I'm thinking nothing will stop me from adding some chopped up canned beets to the final product if it doesn't turn out beety enough for me.
