Customer: "Your sign says you're open 24 hours!"
Clerk: "Not in a row."
t /Steven Wright
JPL's kind of a big organization, right?
Hey, Daniel, do you have a link for that story?
Heh. ita, do you remember the 25-hour dep on Avenue du Parc?
Hey, Daniel, do you have a link for that story?
Nora, himself has just walked out the door to go to work. He said he got it off the latest News of the Weird website, and that he CC&Ped the whole story as it appeared there. If you are after more details, maybe try the KTRK-TV website?
It really is a Monday.
I'm ready to go back to bed.
I had such high hopes for the day!
It really is a Monday.
Tell me about it. Halfway down the mountain, I realized that the louder-than-usual gravel clunking noise I heard on the way out the driveway was my coffee cup falling off the roof of the car.
I have showered. I have driven to work. I have been here over an hour.
I am still asleep.
Me too! Which is particularly annoying as they expect me to, like, teach or some junk.