The perfect solution is hardwood with a maid who cleans every day.
I was just saying the other day that we needed a robot maid.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Sep 19, 2007 4:03:12 am PDT #6138 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
vw bug - Sep 19, 2007 4:22:54 am PDT #6139 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Question for the Hivemind.
I own ONE pink top. So, why do I own SEVEN pairs of pink socks?
Dana - Sep 19, 2007 4:24:06 am PDT #6140 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
They came in a pack?
Fay - Sep 19, 2007 4:25:34 am PDT #6141 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
They bred?
Or: they were once white socks, but went in the wash with something red?
SuziQ - Sep 19, 2007 4:26:22 am PDT #6142 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Fay!!!!!
I SO totally don't want to be at work right now.
sumi - Sep 19, 2007 4:32:14 am PDT #6143 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Because pink socks rule?
And you don't necessarily need to match your socks to your top?
Ahoy! Everyone!
Hil R. - Sep 19, 2007 4:48:54 am PDT #6144 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I've got to grade papers today. Don't wanna.
Emily - Sep 19, 2007 4:53:40 am PDT #6145 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I've got to figure out why one of my hardest-working students is showing up as failing, and how to fix it. Stoopid program.
Steph L. - Sep 19, 2007 5:16:36 am PDT #6146 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Avast, ye bilge rats and scurvy dogs! Almost my whole office be talkin' like a pirate! (Bitchy!sort-of!boss hates pretty much everything, and, upon asking why there were Jolly Rogers taped to people's desks, said, "That's stupid." Ah, she's a breath of fresh air, she is.)
OK, one more scary fact about spiders.
Spiders will tell you they'll look out for your interests, but then they'll still vote for corporate tax cuts.
Spiders won't vote for tax bonds to improve public schools, either.
Giving spiders the vote was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
sj - Sep 19, 2007 5:17:03 am PDT #6147 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The woman at the coffee shop just asked me if I wanted milk in my lattee