I've got to grade papers today. Don't wanna.
Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?
Mal ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Sep 19, 2007 4:48:54 am PDT #6144 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Emily - Sep 19, 2007 4:53:40 am PDT #6145 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I've got to figure out why one of my hardest-working students is showing up as failing, and how to fix it. Stoopid program.
Steph L. - Sep 19, 2007 5:16:36 am PDT #6146 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Avast, ye bilge rats and scurvy dogs! Almost my whole office be talkin' like a pirate! (Bitchy!sort-of!boss hates pretty much everything, and, upon asking why there were Jolly Rogers taped to people's desks, said, "That's stupid." Ah, she's a breath of fresh air, she is.)
OK, one more scary fact about spiders.
Spiders will tell you they'll look out for your interests, but then they'll still vote for corporate tax cuts.
Spiders won't vote for tax bonds to improve public schools, either.
Giving spiders the vote was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
sj - Sep 19, 2007 5:17:03 am PDT #6147 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The woman at the coffee shop just asked me if I wanted milk in my lattee
Fred Pete - Sep 19, 2007 5:17:54 am PDT #6148 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Catching up -- Does Fay's student remind anyone else of Neville Longbottom?
Arrrrr.
DCJensen - Sep 19, 2007 5:23:01 am PDT #6149 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
One spider saved a pig.
A spider bit my llama once...
Tom Scola - Sep 19, 2007 5:25:54 am PDT #6150 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Happy Anniversary, Plei!!
Emily - Sep 19, 2007 5:29:24 am PDT #6151 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I just read the school announcements... Talk Like a Pirate Day made it on the list.
Ginger - Sep 19, 2007 5:30:50 am PDT #6152 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I love your stories about your students, Fay. I seriously think you should write a book about adventures in teaching.
The woman at the coffee shop just asked me if I wanted milk in my latte.
Then did she ask if you wanted coffee in it?
Congratulations on finishing the book, Hec!
All the dirt you find on uncarpeted floors has been ground into the carpet for years. Yuck. (Swiffering helps with the uncarpeted floors.) I wear socks around the house and figure I'm cleaning the floor.
I normally save spiders' lives, but a brown recluse bite can be really nasty. I recommend smushing it with boot.
Avast, ye latte-swilling dogs! I'll have your livers for lunch.
WindSparrow - Sep 19, 2007 5:32:06 am PDT #6153 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Avast, ye bilge rats and scurvy dogs! Almost my whole office be talkin' like a pirate! (Bitchy!sort-of!boss hates pretty much everything, and, upon asking why there were Jolly Rogers taped to people's desks, said, "That's stupid." Ah, she's a breath of fresh air, she is.)
Ahoy there, mateys! I be thinking it should be Talk Like a Pirate Week in Teppy's office, for the purpose of uplifting the spirits of all those strugglin' under the perilous burdon of working for her scabrous lubber of a boss. Grog all 'round!
One spider saved a pig.
A spider bit my llama once...More than one spider has trapped and eaten more than one scorpion. Wins lotsa points in my book.