OK that's just bizarre.

Tell me about it - especially since I had been using Raid liberally in the kitchen for a couple weeks before that. Now, I had done some wacky things by way of stress release - like walking across the top of a very short (2-3 feet) waterfall - on the grounds that I was a college student and it seemed like a good idea at the time. But I should have suggested she get an eye exam.

I just found out my sister and that asshat husband of hers may be coming by tonight. With me being Cranky McCrankypants already this could get interesting.

I think one word answers could be useful, Laga. crazy. wrong. no.

Aw, man, Laga, ain't that a kick in the pants. Can you plead deathly ill with the cold, maybe play it up a bit?

My allergies/cold/ick/whatever is now tending toward laryngitis(sp?). And, joy of joys, the house I work at tomorrow has 2 residents that are hard of hearing (one who has hearing aids but refuses to wear them, the other was deemed a poor candidate for them by her doctor). That should be fun.

Oh I am definitely being with the cold. They will be in the garage.

edit for clarification: I really am sick. So they should stay away from me. And they're coming over here to look at Mom and Dad's car which is in the garage anyway.

whiskey shot

Mom just said they might come over so keep your fingers crossed.

mojito

Oh yay the next door neighbors have already had a shouting match loud enough for the whole street to hear so if I do cause a scene I won't be the first one.

just cough on them

hee!

I just googled fascinating to make sure I was spelling it right and I have to share the #1 result.