I think one word answers could be useful, Laga. crazy. wrong. no.

Aw, man, Laga, ain't that a kick in the pants. Can you plead deathly ill with the cold, maybe play it up a bit?

My allergies/cold/ick/whatever is now tending toward laryngitis(sp?). And, joy of joys, the house I work at tomorrow has 2 residents that are hard of hearing (one who has hearing aids but refuses to wear them, the other was deemed a poor candidate for them by her doctor). That should be fun.

Oh I am definitely being with the cold. They will be in the garage.

edit for clarification: I really am sick. So they should stay away from me. And they're coming over here to look at Mom and Dad's car which is in the garage anyway.

whiskey shot

Mom just said they might come over so keep your fingers crossed.

mojito

Oh yay the next door neighbors have already had a shouting match loud enough for the whole street to hear so if I do cause a scene I won't be the first one.

just cough on them

hee!

I just googled fascinating to make sure I was spelling it right and I have to share the #1 result.

Google doesn't lie...those are definitely fascinating. #9 is my favorite.

And I'm vibing hard for your sister and the asshat to wander off in some other direction and turn the "might" into "oops, didn't after all."

Hec is off visiting with Cass (having just dropped off the newly-haircutten AmyLiz), Emmett is watching "Ned's Declassified," and I'm here with Matilda in my lap. She's mildly hot and sweaty and fast asleep -- mostly cheerful but intermittently sobbing in what looks like brief but dreadful pain all day. We're operating on the tentative theory that she's working on yet another tooth. Once Hec returns, the plan is for a gentle warm bath and some baby Motrin, then off to bed again.

I used to have much more exciting Saturday nights.

I'm officially declaring this a bad day. First I spent several hours back and forth with ATT before I got my phone back. Then I met a friend to go to an arts festival, but it took me forever to get everything together to go, because I've been attacked by some sort of fuzzy klutzy condition that causes things to hide from me and throw themselves on the floor. Then we walked and walked and walked in the sun. Driving home, I was so tired I stopped at Starbucks. Then I backed into a very nice woman with very little English, and I have no idea why I didn't figure out her car was there. It just scraped and slightly dented the door, but I had to go through the whole insurance stuff, and I just hate to have caused her trouble. Also, I hadn't realized my friend had been in such bad shape, and I feel guilty for not spending more time with her. I think tomorrow I should stay home, possibly wrapped in bubble wrap. t / whine

All the asthma, allergies and ick need to go away.