Good news, Sean. Glad to you got it back BEFORE you had gone ahead an called all your cards in as lost.
Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 08, 2007 10:09:52 am PDT #551 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 10:18:19 am PDT #552 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I realized later that my minister id was in the wallet and the sketchy fellow was fearing the wrath of my god. Didn't think to tell him that my god would have just chucked him under the chin and beeped his nose for having an overwrought conscience.
Ooh. I need a minister ID. Maybe one of those online ordination places can give me one? Plus added bonus: I could perform marriages!
beth b - Aug 08, 2007 10:21:56 am PDT #553 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yay wallet
yay quilt
and it looks like kids are hard.
I'm not sure I'll ever be fully awake today
DavidS - Aug 08, 2007 10:22:37 am PDT #554 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hah! The one time I found a wallet (in Boston) and turned it in, the wallet also belonged to a right reverend.
That is not what prompted the return of the wallet however.
Cashmere - Aug 08, 2007 10:27:12 am PDT #555 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
A few months back when I walked off and left my wallet on the counter of a VERY BUSY gas station on a Friday afternoon resulted in the very sweet Somali cashier finding it and stashing it in the office until I returned.
I love wallet-returners with all my heart.
Miracleman - Aug 08, 2007 10:28:21 am PDT #556 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Well, let's see.
Job A sent me a very nice letter saying "You were awesome, but we went with somebody else."
Job B just called and said "You were awesome, but we went with somebody else."
Job C has not yet called, but I'm more than half expecting the "You were awesome, but here's a kick in the crotch" response.
I'm all "You know what? I would rather you think I was fucking shit on a stick but PAY ME, YOU ASSHOLES!!"
Emeline is whining because she has now spilled juice three times and doesn't understand why I won't give her more.
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 10:28:38 am PDT #557 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Okay there's teenagers making out right outside the box office window. I don't think they can see me. I wish I could turn the hose on them.
Glamcookie - Aug 08, 2007 10:29:18 am PDT #558 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I set my iPhone down at a register at Comic-Con and walked away. I got like 3 steps away and went, "My phone!" I went back and the register guy was holding it up and several people around were like, "OH! You don't want to lose that!" Seeing the reactions was awesome. Leaving the phone and getting that minute of panic, NSM.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 10:29:28 am PDT #559 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Emeline is whining because she has now spilled juice three times and doesn't understand why I won't give her more.
You could tell her there's a "three strikes you're out" rule. It will make sense to her once she understands baseball.
Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2007 10:31:21 am PDT #560 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Emeline is whining because she has now spilled juice three times and doesn't understand why I won't give her more.
Tell her she's awesome, but you're giving the juice to someone else.