Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Aug 08, 2007 10:29:18 am PDT #558 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I set my iPhone down at a register at Comic-Con and walked away. I got like 3 steps away and went, "My phone!" I went back and the register guy was holding it up and several people around were like, "OH! You don't want to lose that!" Seeing the reactions was awesome. Leaving the phone and getting that minute of panic, NSM.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 10:29:28 am PDT #559 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Emeline is whining because she has now spilled juice three times and doesn't understand why I won't give her more.

You could tell her there's a "three strikes you're out" rule. It will make sense to her once she understands baseball.


Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2007 10:31:21 am PDT #560 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emeline is whining because she has now spilled juice three times and doesn't understand why I won't give her more.

Tell her she's awesome, but you're giving the juice to someone else.


Miracleman - Aug 08, 2007 10:32:20 am PDT #561 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You could tell her there's a "three strikes you're out" rule. It will make sense to her once she understands baseball.

I tried that, but then she wanted to get into a discussion of replacement runners and I just bowed out. Baseball bores me.


Miracleman - Aug 08, 2007 10:32:45 am PDT #562 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Tell her she's awesome, but you're giving the juice to someone else.

BWAH!!


WindSparrow - Aug 08, 2007 10:33:42 am PDT #563 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Need some kitty~ma for Sammie, please.

The specific gravity of her UA was too low, and it was low the last time they took a UA, so they took some blood to begin screening for kidney trouble.

ETA: Waiting for them to call with the results, pretty much any time now....


Laura - Aug 08, 2007 10:34:28 am PDT #564 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Tell her she's awesome, but you're giving the juice to someone else.

Bwah! I mean, How dare you mock MM's pain!


Glamcookie - Aug 08, 2007 10:35:01 am PDT #565 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{MM & Sammie}}} MM, did you like that kitty cuddle?


Miracleman - Aug 08, 2007 10:35:31 am PDT #566 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

How dare you mock MM's pain!

Why should she be different from everybody else?

Hell, why should she be different from me?


Miracleman - Aug 08, 2007 10:35:59 am PDT #567 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

{{{MM & Sammie}}} MM, did you like that kitty cuddle?

It was weirdly effective, yes.