That sucks, Teppy. Jesus.
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - Sep 12, 2007 7:25:20 pm PDT #5369 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
ChiKat - Sep 12, 2007 7:27:29 pm PDT #5370 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
People just freakin' suck sometimes. I mean really.
But this?
Assclowns.
I adore this phrase.
Steph L. - Sep 12, 2007 7:30:11 pm PDT #5371 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Assclowns.
I adore this phrase.
I can't say for sure that my stepdad originated the phrase, but he's the first person I really remember using it. It's a family epithet that gets fairly frequent use.
Grrr. Stupid fuckers. Hulk smash assclowns.
Laga - Sep 12, 2007 7:31:11 pm PDT #5372 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I guess they didn't need your business. They certainly don't deserve it.
BigDuluth - Sep 12, 2007 7:31:29 pm PDT #5373 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
How many people touting strict family orientation are frequent bar patrons? I mean last I checked you can find them in airport restrooms tapping out codes and bumping feet...
ah hypocracy (sp?)
WindSparrow - Sep 12, 2007 7:32:47 pm PDT #5374 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
We have NEVER been, in any way, any less "family-oriented" than any of the other customers who come to the bar, get hammered, and try to pick up someone for a one-night stand.
Maybe you didn't bring enough underaged drinkers with you. I thought a bar was, by definition, pretty much not family-friendly. Shows how much I know.
Seriously boggling over this.
Steph L. - Sep 12, 2007 7:33:57 pm PDT #5375 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
How many people touting strict family orientation are frequent bar patrons?
Right??? It's a goddamn bar, people! Full of drunks, horny old men, and people who yell really loudly at the TV when their sports team does something bad.
I'm missing the part where *that's* family-friendly.
Feh. Gotta go to bed. I will dream of smiting.
ChiKat - Sep 12, 2007 7:35:06 pm PDT #5376 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Well, you see, violence is totally family friendly. It's sex that we should completely shield children from. Didn't you all know that already???
BigDuluth - Sep 12, 2007 7:38:59 pm PDT #5377 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Well, you see, violence is totally family friendly. It's sex that we should completely shield children from. Didn't you all know that already???
...and then finally we can completely achieve the ultimate goal of breeding a generation of sexually frustrated violent people, unsure how or where to stick it or lick it.
billytea - Sep 12, 2007 7:48:40 pm PDT #5378 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
...and then finally we can completely achieve the ultimate goal of breeding a generation of sexually frustrated violent people, unsure how or where to stick it or lick it.
It's true! There'll be an entire generation who keep trying to put it in when they should be shaking it all about. Oh, the humanity!