Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
We have NEVER been, in any way, any less "family-oriented" than any of the other customers who come to the bar, get hammered, and try to pick up someone for a one-night stand.
Maybe you didn't bring enough underaged drinkers with you. I thought a bar was, by definition, pretty much not family-friendly. Shows how much I know.
Seriously boggling over this.
How many people touting strict family orientation are frequent bar patrons?
Right??? It's a goddamn bar, people! Full of drunks, horny old men, and people who yell really loudly at the TV when their sports team does something bad.
I'm missing the part where *that's* family-friendly.
Feh. Gotta go to bed. I will dream of smiting.
Well, you see, violence is totally family friendly. It's sex that we should completely shield children from. Didn't you all know that already???
Well, you see, violence is totally family friendly. It's sex that we should completely shield children from. Didn't you all know that already???
...and then finally we can completely achieve the ultimate goal of breeding a generation of sexually frustrated violent people, unsure how or where to stick it or lick it.
...and then finally we can completely achieve the ultimate goal of breeding a generation of sexually frustrated violent people, unsure how or where to stick it or lick it.
It's true! There'll be an entire generation who keep trying to put it in when they should be shaking it all about. Oh, the humanity!
Happy birthdays to Trudy, Kara, Polter-Cow, and billytea!
Let me just repeat this, since I'm still playing catch-up.
Also, Happy New Year
Happy birthdays to Trudy, Kara, Polter-Cow, and billytea!
Let me just repeat this, since I'm still playing catch-up.
Also, Happy New Year
Yes, this, seeing as I skipped about 500 posts. Sorry, I has teh Ick. Not sure if this is a massive seasonal allergy attack, or if I schmoozed with too many fresh germs over the weekend.
Also, welcome to BigDuluth, since you seem to be new. Or are you delurking?
[displeasure at "fun" "activities"]
Sorry to hear that, Emily.
Oh, Steph, that's just wrong.
Emily, how frustrating!
I have a new singer/songwriter that I love that I found last night. I'm seriously considering dropping the rest of my grocery money to go see her at the folk festival next weekend.