Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Sep 11, 2007 2:11:37 pm PDT #5101 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Are there any Houston Buffistas out there? Just contemplating an idea.

Dude, if you're moving to Texas it's spelled A-U-S-T-I-N.


omnis_audis - Sep 11, 2007 2:20:08 pm PDT #5102 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

LOL, not moving. Just feeling out a situation.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 2:26:31 pm PDT #5103 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dana's in Houston.


NoiseDesign - Sep 11, 2007 2:27:56 pm PDT #5104 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Hey omnis, if you've got a sec, pop on IM.


Polter-Cow - Sep 11, 2007 2:32:14 pm PDT #5105 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Dana's in Houston.

Thaaaaaaaaat's it. I knew there was someone there.


NoiseDesign - Sep 11, 2007 2:56:50 pm PDT #5106 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

One of the things that makes me happy is the fact that as of now The Pogues "Fairy Tale of New York" is one of the ring tones on my phone.


Laga - Sep 11, 2007 3:09:00 pm PDT #5107 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The 'Christmas Eve in the drunk tank' song? It's not assigned to me is it?


SuziQ - Sep 11, 2007 3:12:13 pm PDT #5108 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Thanks guys. I'm just so frustrated and annoyed at the moment.

Regarding Houston - one of my cousins is moving there in 2 weeks.

That is all I got...


Fay - Sep 11, 2007 3:13:38 pm PDT #5109 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Haven't seen all of...Finding Nemo.

They find him.

....wait, was that terrible of me?

Nah. It was just punishment for a mommy who has not watched these movies!!!!

Suzi, good job with the Not Dying. Carry on the good work.

Drew is very cool. I mean, we knew that already, on account of his generaly Drewness, but still - extra coolness points for anyone who helped create Lilo and Stitch or Monsters, Inc.

One of my kids this year is the spitting image of Lilo. Spitting. Image. Bigtime.

Meanwhile - TODAY IS A SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!

::dances La Cuccaracha (which she can't spell) nekkid, throwing glitter and cackling manically::

....or, more accurately, it is a Tree Day. School is cancelled because one of the Big Old Trees (which get their own little miniature temples full of goodies, and incense, and silk scarves, and miniature elephants and dancing girls and garlands of flowers) fell down (presumably in last night's Very Big Rain) and knocked out all the electricity!!!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

...I mean, I really do enjoy the hell out of my job, but - TREE DAY!!!

And you know what's ESPECIALLY good about Tree Day? The daughter of a friend of mine is coming to crash at my place on quite short notice - and that's cool, and she's totally welcome, but because I only found out on Monday that she was arriving at 1pm, that's a trifle awkward, what with me (supposed to be) teaching until 4pm. So we made a convoluted plan for her to go find the meter taxis and tell them the name of a street round the corner from my work, where she can at least sit in a pub for a few hours, or go exploring the shops, rather than spending like four hours in an airport.

But now I can make a big placard and meet her off the plane!!

And if I fail to meet her off the plane? It's still okay! Because I can head to the pub and find her there pretty much as soon as she gets there!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

::dances around nekkid throwing glitter some more::


Fay - Sep 11, 2007 3:14:27 pm PDT #5110 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oh - I should maybe explain that it's 7.15 am on September 12th in my world, right?