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'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 6:24:44 pm PDT #4954 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

MY NEW WASHER
Seriously, I think that having your very own washer/dryer is better than sex. Most of the time, anyway. And that's not dissing sex. Washer/dryer in the house is just that good.

BC, like that sound geek tag ever closes!


Zenkitty - Sep 10, 2007 6:24:59 pm PDT #4955 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I wondered about the tilty walls, too! I thought I was just seeing it wrong.


Vortex - Sep 10, 2007 6:26:22 pm PDT #4956 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It does seem very echo-y, but I was assuming that it was the lack of stuff.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 10, 2007 6:28:02 pm PDT #4957 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Seriously, I think that having your very own washer/dryer is better than sex. Most of the time, anyway. And that's not dissing sex. Washer/dryer in the house is just that good.

Um. Er. Maybe I've just been spoiled for washer/dryers all these years.

Or Kristin is weird.


DCJensen - Sep 10, 2007 6:35:32 pm PDT #4958 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I just waited on a guy with a Grizzly Adams tattoo. Very detailed, right down to the buckskin shirt. This guy couldn't have been much older than me. tres weird.

"It's the only one that covered my birthmark well"

or

"What tattoo? It's my birthmark."


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 6:36:48 pm PDT #4959 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I am weird. But I have also wasted way too much time in laundromats.

Wait. Pete, do you do the laundry? Because if you don't, just accept that this is something beyond your ken.

You kill people; I conquer food stains. We all have our talents.


Laga - Sep 10, 2007 6:37:04 pm PDT #4960 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'd happily schlep my clothes to the laundromat if I could get laid on a regular basis.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 10, 2007 6:39:16 pm PDT #4961 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Wait. Pete, do you do the laundry? Because if you don't, just accept that this is something beyond your ken.

You kill people; I conquer food stains. We all have our talents.

Pfft. The laundry chores in this house are split 50/50, thankyouverymuch.

It's sad that I had to take a moment to get what the "you kill people" part meant.


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 6:41:28 pm PDT #4962 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Hee. Okay, then. For me personally? Laundry in the house is a very beautiful thing.


Laga - Sep 10, 2007 6:45:50 pm PDT #4963 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yah and to be honest, these days? I can't really think of anything I would choose over sex. If sex was an option. Which it's not. OK thanks for listening, I'll go look up some pics of Alan Cumming in my bunk.