River ,'Trash'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Seriously, I think that having your very own washer/dryer is better than sex. Most of the time, anyway. And that's not dissing sex. Washer/dryer in the house is just that good.
Um. Er. Maybe I've just been spoiled for washer/dryers all these years.
Or Kristin is weird.
I just waited on a guy with a Grizzly Adams tattoo. Very detailed, right down to the buckskin shirt. This guy couldn't have been much older than me. tres weird.
"It's the only one that covered my birthmark well"
or
"What tattoo? It's my birthmark."
I am weird. But I have also wasted way too much time in laundromats.
Wait. Pete, do you do the laundry? Because if you don't, just accept that this is something beyond your ken.
You kill people; I conquer food stains. We all have our talents.
I'd happily schlep my clothes to the laundromat if I could get laid on a regular basis.
Wait. Pete, do you do the laundry? Because if you don't, just accept that this is something beyond your ken.
You kill people; I conquer food stains. We all have our talents.
Pfft. The laundry chores in this house are split 50/50, thankyouverymuch.
It's sad that I had to take a moment to get what the "you kill people" part meant.
Hee. Okay, then. For me personally? Laundry in the house is a very beautiful thing.
Yah and to be honest, these days? I can't really think of anything I would choose over sex. If sex was an option. Which it's not. OK thanks for listening, I'll go look up some pics of Alan Cumming in my bunk.
As I said, I'm just used to it, so it lacks allure.
I came close to killing my new lawn mower tonight. It seems to have eaten through an enormous amount of oil in just 2.5 uses. Jury's still out as to whether I did any real damage.
eta: That is, used to a washer/dryer, not Alan Cumming in my bunk.
That is, used to a washer/dryer, not Alan Cumming in my bunk.
See what you've done? I can see Plei rubbing her hands together and cackling gleefully even now.
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If it makes you feel any better, opposite shifts and sheer exhaustion means that the washer/dryer is about all of the action anyone in our house is getting.
Um. I don't mean that like it sounds.
Seriously, I think that having your very own washer/dryer is better than sex. Most of the time, anyway. And that's not dissing sex. Washer/dryer in the house is just that good.
I covet a washer/dryer in the home. I want that so bad I can barely stand it. And, Kristin, I'm not sure if I want sex or a washer/dryer worse at this point so I totally understand you.