"The Screen's Foremost Delineator of the Draculean!"

Awwww! Maybe I'll watch my DVD of The Fall of the House of Usher tomorrow night.

Delineator of the Draculean

Hee! And I thought the best turn of phrase I would hear today was, "one promise short of a scam" on This American Life.

I think Jilli might be the foremost delineator of the Cupcake Gothlian.

Man I've been eating healthy for two days and all I can think about is Enchiritos and Ben & Jerrys. Even when I try to focus on something good for me like an avocado my imagination conjures up slices deep fried in tempura batter.

Squirrels in the attic!

Very Tideland

Man I've been eating healthy for two days and all I can think about is Enchiritos and Ben & Jerrys. Even when I try to focus on something good for me like an avocado my imagination conjures up slices deep fried in tempura batter

God, yes.

I caved after 2 weeks. I am full of shame. Shame and cake.

thinks

...actually, no, it's half past noon and I haven't eaten! I'm full of nothing!

flees internet cafe in search of food.

thanks Laga. I've been avoiding sugar since christmas, with a few minor excursions (b-day parties, dates, etc). Tonight, I was over at Marks place checking his mail, and his parting words of "your welcome to anything in the fridge". What do I see? A drawer full of cookie dough sticks (a pleasure eaten raw in my family) and two BIG bins of ice cream. It took a great deal of control to walk away from that. But the whole drive home (and now more with your lovely post), craving it again. May have to indulge tomorrow.

Two weeks is pretty good. You eat cake one day and then go back to eating healthy the next. At least that's the way it's supposed to work. Let's see, if I spend all my cash on hand on a tank of gas on the way home then I can't stop at Taco Bell.

Let's see, if I spend all my cash on hand on a tank of gas on the way home then I can't stop at Taco Bell.

Save a few bucks on the tank, then eat the Taco Hell, and push the car home the last bit. That way you work off the Taco Hell "food"!

Just an idea.

Cookie Crisp: My sister and I used to buy this no-bake grasshopper pie mix. You were supposed to mix the chocolate cookie crumbs with butter and then press it into a pie tin for the crust, then pour the pudding-esque filling in and chill it. We would mix up the crust, eat that, and then pour the filling into pudding cups for later. No of course we weren't smoking anything at the time, why do you ask?

She's whiny and crying and insolent. I'm seething with barely restrained impatience and annoyance. We fight crime!

Pitch it to a TV network! Oh, wait, we already had Moonlighting.