Delineator of the Draculean
Hee! And I thought the best turn of phrase I would hear today was, "one promise short of a scam" on This American Life.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Aug 07, 2007 7:47:17 pm PDT #462 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
DavidS - Aug 07, 2007 8:01:09 pm PDT #463 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think Jilli might be the foremost delineator of the Cupcake Gothlian.
Laga - Aug 07, 2007 8:12:02 pm PDT #464 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Man I've been eating healthy for two days and all I can think about is Enchiritos and Ben & Jerrys. Even when I try to focus on something good for me like an avocado my imagination conjures up slices deep fried in tempura batter.
Fay - Aug 07, 2007 8:29:10 pm PDT #465 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Squirrels in the attic!
Very Tideland
Man I've been eating healthy for two days and all I can think about is Enchiritos and Ben & Jerrys. Even when I try to focus on something good for me like an avocado my imagination conjures up slices deep fried in tempura batter
God, yes.
I caved after 2 weeks. I am full of shame. Shame and cake.
thinks
...actually, no, it's half past noon and I haven't eaten! I'm full of nothing!
flees internet cafe in search of food.
omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2007 8:38:49 pm PDT #466 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
thanks Laga. I've been avoiding sugar since christmas, with a few minor excursions (b-day parties, dates, etc). Tonight, I was over at Marks place checking his mail, and his parting words of "your welcome to anything in the fridge". What do I see? A drawer full of cookie dough sticks (a pleasure eaten raw in my family) and two BIG bins of ice cream. It took a great deal of control to walk away from that. But the whole drive home (and now more with your lovely post), craving it again. May have to indulge tomorrow.
Laga - Aug 07, 2007 8:39:10 pm PDT #467 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Two weeks is pretty good. You eat cake one day and then go back to eating healthy the next. At least that's the way it's supposed to work. Let's see, if I spend all my cash on hand on a tank of gas on the way home then I can't stop at Taco Bell.
omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2007 8:40:53 pm PDT #468 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Let's see, if I spend all my cash on hand on a tank of gas on the way home then I can't stop at Taco Bell.
Save a few bucks on the tank, then eat the Taco Hell, and push the car home the last bit. That way you work off the Taco Hell "food"!
Just an idea.
Laga - Aug 07, 2007 8:42:01 pm PDT #469 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cookie Crisp: My sister and I used to buy this no-bake grasshopper pie mix. You were supposed to mix the chocolate cookie crumbs with butter and then press it into a pie tin for the crust, then pour the pudding-esque filling in and chill it. We would mix up the crust, eat that, and then pour the filling into pudding cups for later. No of course we weren't smoking anything at the time, why do you ask?
billytea - Aug 07, 2007 9:14:46 pm PDT #470 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
She's whiny and crying and insolent. I'm seething with barely restrained impatience and annoyance. We fight crime!
Pitch it to a TV network! Oh, wait, we already had Moonlighting.
Cashmere - Aug 08, 2007 2:55:26 am PDT #471 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
She's whiny and crying and insolent. I'm seething with barely restrained impatience and annoyance. We fight crime!
MM, I can so relate. My biggest fear right now is that we're going to have to delay preschool because of potty issues and the boy will drive me right to the razor's edge of insanity.
I hope today is better. We're going to Toddler Zone.