Unless she's coloring bottoms to match tops.

Or shaving/waxing.

Bottoms and tops can naturally be different colors.

Or shaving/waxing.

Everything, though? Once again, Connie lives in a world where people do things on a regular basis that boggle her.

So, I now have fabric (thanks to the amazing Raq!) to make a slipcover for my futon. A very bad picture of it can be seen here: [link] It really is quite gorgeous, and I'm very excited about it.

What do we think about this pattern for making the slipcover? (Go to this link, then click on table of contents to see the futon on the bottom of the page) [link] )

Can't she just, well, look down? Unless she's coloring bottoms to match tops.

Eh, my body hair isn't remotely the same shade as my natural real hair. Humans are weird.

Gronklies. Please to save me from killing my boss, who is making craxy Burning Man-related demands. I hate Burning Man, and wish they were all out on the playa already.

Today is a little better. I'm still a little peeved, but there's no shunning today.

juliana! I turned in the specs for your hat last night. J wasn't there, but I left it with her coworker.

Went to my hairdresser's loft last night and was petted and cooed over and plied with wine which made me feel better. Then we went to see the video DJ at The Cavern. He played some stuff I hadn't heard of including a video for some house music that had handlebar mustaches flying around and making people gay. Also- Kool and the Gang! Made of awesome!

He really prefers pink clothes or nudity.

Emmett went through a pretty long phase of liking fingernail polish. Lasted all the way to first grade and his first round of playground taunting.

Emmett's nudie phase came relatively late. Like...last year. He'd run up and down the hall in the buff yelling "Nudie Boy!" before I put him in the tub.

Now he takes showers and skips the streaking.

He'd run up and down the hall in the buff yelling "Nudie Boy!" before I put him in the tub.

He'd fit in at Burning Man.

Emmett's nudie phase came relatively late. Like...last year. He'd run up and down the hall in the buff yelling "Nudie Boy!" before I put him in the tub.

Ha!

Emmett went through a pretty long phase of liking fingernail polish. Lasted all the way to first grade and his first round of playground taunting.

I let Owen pick out what he wants to wear as long as it's weather-appropriate. I dread him getting teased but he seems pretty free of any sort of societal pressure right now.

Emmett went through a pretty long phase of liking fingernail polish. Lasted all the way to first grade and his first round of playground taunting.

Somewhere Mr. Jane is weeping and he doesn't know why.