Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Aug 21, 2007 1:03:12 pm PDT #2376 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Huh. Interesting. I'm gonna have to tell her that she's way behind the times.


vw bug - Aug 21, 2007 1:11:21 pm PDT #2377 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

ION, today was the first day of school for my cousin's three-year-old, who needs a little early intervention. There was some miscommunication with the bus company, and he wasn't picked up until my cousin called to find out why they were 45 minutes late. Then, they lost him tonight. Poor cousin was out waiting for him to get off the bus. The bus comes, and he's not on it, and his two neighbor friends were freaking out about how they weren't allowed to let Noodle on the bus with them.

The school had him and was terribly apologetic about the whole mix-up, but still. He's three! You don't lose him! Even for a second!


Burrell - Aug 21, 2007 1:13:42 pm PDT #2378 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Eek vw, that's terrifying. Seriously, if it were my kid, that'd be the first AND LAST day at school, at least at that school.


Glamcookie - Aug 21, 2007 1:18:43 pm PDT #2379 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

LexisNexis

You are such a librarian!


vw bug - Aug 21, 2007 1:30:29 pm PDT #2380 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Eek vw, that's terrifying. Seriously, if it were my kid, that'd be the first AND LAST day at school, at least at that school.

I KNOW! That's what I said to her. But, she's going to give them another day to figure it out. I felt so badly for her, though, because she was already all worked up about sending her baby to school so young. Then all that. Ugh.


juliana - Aug 21, 2007 1:47:52 pm PDT #2381 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We were talking about animals and shoes here yesterday, yes?

LOLcats has something to say about that.

He's three! You don't lose him!

Exactly! That must have been so scary for her.


Sparky1 - Aug 21, 2007 1:48:50 pm PDT #2382 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

You are such a librarian!

I have the power passwords!

eta: vw, that's so scary. poor kiddo.


brenda m - Aug 21, 2007 1:49:17 pm PDT #2383 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

(Once, in college, I used the phrase "not enough room to swing a cat" and the person I was speaking to not only had never heard it, but she ran off to write it down to repeat to ... whoever.)

That's a dead cat, if you please.

ETA:

Except, wait! I'm correcting myself. The dead cat is what you swing when there's so many of something that you can't swing the dead cat without hitting one. The general space available cat swing may be just as effectively done with a live cat, for all I know.


Emily - Aug 21, 2007 1:54:08 pm PDT #2384 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

That's a dead cat, if you please.

Much more fun to picture with a live cat, though.

Speaking of cats, mine and my father are getting along famously. It's nice to see (especially since this means he won't kill her for constantly using the carpet as a scratching post).

School starts tomorrow. Fear! Fear and... more fear!


Jessica - Aug 21, 2007 1:57:33 pm PDT #2385 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

...if it was a reasonably patient cat and didn't mind a few nasty cracks about the head."

t /ObDouglasAdamsQuote