I'm sure if I never left the indoors I'd live longer too, but I wouldn't like it.
If it came with the ability to lick your own privates I might give it a try.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Aug 13, 2007 7:32:37 pm PDT #1279 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
libkitty - Aug 13, 2007 7:35:30 pm PDT #1280 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
So, I think I'm missing something on the human hamster ball, because it says that it's an online only special, but under availability it says that it's not available online. Huh?!
eta: That was weird. I was typing in this post, and it just sent all by itself. So, um, edited to finish.
Laga - Aug 13, 2007 7:56:09 pm PDT #1281 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It's like that "how do you keep an idiot in suspense?" trick.
SuziQ - Aug 13, 2007 8:26:09 pm PDT #1282 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Paper is done. Am NOT reading it again. Brain is fried.
I can haz sleep now?
Hil R. - Aug 13, 2007 8:34:42 pm PDT #1283 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I forgot to eat dinner. I didn't have much for lunch. I'm feeling very dizzy. I have nothing in my kitchen that doesn't require cooking, and I'm feeling dizzy enough that I don't trust myself to stand up long enough to cook something.
I know I have messed-up blood sugar. I know that skipping meals is bad. I know that I'm supposed to keep Lifesavers or something around for when this happens. And yet, skipped quite a few meals the past few days, have nothing to eat, and stupidly got myself into this situation.
Hil R. - Aug 13, 2007 8:36:58 pm PDT #1284 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Just remembered. I had some juice boxes in the back of a cabinet. Gross warm orange juice from concentrate, but it'll help.
omnis_audis - Aug 13, 2007 8:38:22 pm PDT #1285 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hil, do you have any table sugar in the house? How about a glass of sugar water?
Hil R. - Aug 13, 2007 8:43:56 pm PDT #1286 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I didn't have any table sugar. I ran out last time I made cupcakes, and hadn't bought a new back yet.
I was almost at the point of mixing some confectioners sugar with water when I remembered the orange juice. Feeling a bit better now.
Laga - Aug 13, 2007 9:10:49 pm PDT #1287 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm going to see if there's any tacos left
JenP - Aug 13, 2007 9:12:20 pm PDT #1288 of 10001
Glucose tablets work well, Hil. Plus? No cooking. Available at your local pharmacy.
t /unsolicited advice
I'm glad you're feeling better.