One of the gals was upset because they were cornholing wrong. She taught them the right way.
am I the only one who thought what? not enough lube ?
Dawn ,'Sleeper'
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One of the gals was upset because they were cornholing wrong. She taught them the right way.
am I the only one who thought what? not enough lube ?
Awww, vw, that's a sweet story.
Suzi, I hope you can finish your paper painlessly and quickly tomorrow.
Didn't cornhole, but I watched. One of the gals was upset because they were cornholing wrong. She taught them the right way.
Am 12. Sitting here giggling to myself.
eta: Thank you, Vortex. I don't feel so alone now!
Cornholing: Not as easy as it looks.
I need to clean the litter box. DH is striking. He's finally figured it out that I no longer have the pregnancy excuse, 18 months after Olivia was born.
A good chunk of us at the picnic were VERY 12. And being 12 with work people is ODD. But I think I found a few people I need to get to know better.
Damn his mathy abilities! I cleaned my litter box today. Well, it's mine in the sense that I own it, not in the sense that I use it.
Well, I was not cornholing, but I did somehow end up being at a freakin' ORGY.
I did not participate.
But it wasn't really what I was expecting to happen this evening. Good lord. There was hot tubbing, and silliness, and more silliness, and I decided to get out of the hot tub, and I went inside, and when I came back outside, it had degenerated, and I was talking to someone else as we stood there, and then looked over and....huh. I'd call that an orgy....
I really didn't need to see it.
I did not participate.
It's like you're from the midwest or something.
It's like you're from the midwest or something.
True. That and there were only a very few people at the party I'd be willing to make out with. Much less do anything more with. And those people were not in the hot tub.
But it certainly was an interesting party. And! I wore my bikini! In public! And I was only mostly uncomfortable, not "omg this was a bad idea let me put my clothes back on" uncomfortable. So, yay.
Yay for wearing your bikini! And I'm envious, I haven't been to a place where there was an orgy happening in ages. Even without participating, they're fun to watch.
I really am a big perv, ain't I?
I really am a big perv, ain't I?
That's why you fit in so well.