Cornholing: Not as easy as it looks.

I need to clean the litter box. DH is striking. He's finally figured it out that I no longer have the pregnancy excuse, 18 months after Olivia was born.

A good chunk of us at the picnic were VERY 12. And being 12 with work people is ODD. But I think I found a few people I need to get to know better.

Damn his mathy abilities! I cleaned my litter box today. Well, it's mine in the sense that I own it, not in the sense that I use it.

Well, I was not cornholing, but I did somehow end up being at a freakin' ORGY.

I did not participate.

But it wasn't really what I was expecting to happen this evening. Good lord. There was hot tubbing, and silliness, and more silliness, and I decided to get out of the hot tub, and I went inside, and when I came back outside, it had degenerated, and I was talking to someone else as we stood there, and then looked over and....huh. I'd call that an orgy....

I really didn't need to see it.

I did not participate.

It's like you're from the midwest or something.

It's like you're from the midwest or something.

True. That and there were only a very few people at the party I'd be willing to make out with. Much less do anything more with. And those people were not in the hot tub.

But it certainly was an interesting party. And! I wore my bikini! In public! And I was only mostly uncomfortable, not "omg this was a bad idea let me put my clothes back on" uncomfortable. So, yay.

Yay for wearing your bikini! And I'm envious, I haven't been to a place where there was an orgy happening in ages. Even without participating, they're fun to watch.

I really am a big perv, ain't I?

I really am a big perv, ain't I?

That's why you fit in so well.

I feel so left out. Never been to a party with an orgy :(

Speaking of parties. Went to a b-day party. Group of 14 or so. There was this game. Everyone write 5 names on 5 slips of paper of famous/well known people. 2 teams, bucket full of slips. 3 rounds, one minute each, all using the same slips of paper (so after the 1st round, you know what's in the bucket). Round 1- get your team to guess the name without saying the name. Round 2, same thing but you can only use 2 words. Round 3, same thing, only charades. Fun, ya?

Except they didn't know half the ones I wrote down.

1) Julia Childs (about half knew her) 2) Catfish Hunter (2 knew him, a few others "heard of him") 3) John Mayall (1 kinda knew him as "blues/jazz fusion guy") 4) Richard Greenberg (nobody knew him at all) 5) Anne Rice (most knew her)

Rules say, if less than 1/3 of the folks know who the person is/was, the name gets tossed from the bucket for future rounds. #3 & 4 were tossed. :(

:: feels old ::

I on;y know Julia Childs and Anne Rice, and would only have remembering Catfish Hunter after someone else thought of him. And I am old.

mmm. Catfish.

At last, at 8:30am, I'm finally starting to fall asleep.