Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 12, 2007 10:18:41 am PDT #9976 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

On the other hand, you might just get to meet Sewer Urchin down there too.

t Sewer Urchin voice Yeah, definitely. Definitely Sewer Urchin. t /Sewer Urchin voice


Lee - Sep 12, 2007 10:20:15 am PDT #9977 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Rabies shots for indoor cats are so silly. If my cat gets outside, he'll have bigger problems than rabies!

Seriously.


Scrappy - Sep 12, 2007 10:22:51 am PDT #9978 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

On the other hand, you might just get to meet Sewer Urchin down there too.

Forget the Sewer Urchin--hang out with Vincent and have him read poetry to you.


shrift - Sep 12, 2007 10:23:36 am PDT #9979 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Nooo! They be takin' my sunlight!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 10:24:24 am PDT #9980 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Of course, if Angel shows up, it means you're probably really working for the Chicago branch of Wolfram and Hart.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 10:25:45 am PDT #9981 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

This damn thread is going to turn over while I'm out tonight, isn't it?


Allyson - Sep 12, 2007 10:26:36 am PDT #9982 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Did I ever tell you guys I made them put Special Projects on my business cards so I could be JUST LIKE Lilah?

Heh.


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 10:27:46 am PDT #9983 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also as a person who frequently falls and bumps into things, it might be sore for a few days, as Dana says.

Y'all remember my dive through the coffee table on what was that, Wednesday? Finally feeling better on Monday. Still bruised and cut up, but I don't whimper when taking off my shirt anymore.


Susan W. - Sep 12, 2007 10:28:07 am PDT #9984 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

From the Onion....

Nameless Hurricane That Much More Terrifying


bon bon - Sep 12, 2007 10:28:54 am PDT #9985 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

and he gave me HBO and Cinemax for a month free. Is there anything in particular I should be watching?

You might like Flight of the Conchords. I do.