Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 11, 2007 5:21:32 pm PDT #9820 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm currently annoyed with myself, because I turned my doctor's appointment from a relaxed work-day morning into an alarm-setting day-off morning. Lame!


Liese S. - Sep 11, 2007 5:41:08 pm PDT #9821 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Dude! My evening private (Navajo) voice student quit. She's buried under her college level Spanish class. Bummer. And the SO's student ended up sick. So we drove out there for nuthin. But it's our fault, we should have checked our mobile voicemail.

Still, bonus night off. Now to heat up dinner and watch Eureka with the SO.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 5:53:36 pm PDT #9822 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Voice-stress ice-cream dispenser increases portions for the miserable

Demitrios Kargotis unveiled his Mr Whippy machine at the Ars Technica festival in Linz. It's a self-serve frozen custard machine that doles out portion sizes based on the amount of misery it detects in a voice-stress analysis. The sadder you are, the more ice-cream you get.

Employing voice stress analysis of the user's answers to specific questions, varying degrees of unhappiness are measured and the counteractive quantity of ice cream is dispensed: The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream you need.


erikaj - Sep 11, 2007 6:03:44 pm PDT #9823 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Sarameg that's too funny!


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 6:04:34 pm PDT #9824 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Talk about a sore loser....

Watch: Kanye West Freaks Out At MTV Video Music Award Loss


BigDuluth - Sep 11, 2007 6:17:22 pm PDT #9825 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

I will not take anyone seriously if they dress like a J.Crew model and pretend to be a badass. Even less so when they have repeated tantrums on national television.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 6:38:16 pm PDT #9826 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A bunch of pretty and colorful mantis pics: [link]


bon bon - Sep 11, 2007 6:42:13 pm PDT #9827 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Watching TDS, which went in a similar Falco place w/r/t Petraeus-- I'd be surprised if they hadn't once the buffisters pointed it out.


Glamcookie - Sep 11, 2007 7:03:07 pm PDT #9828 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Dude, Affleck looks huge in this picture: [link] Look out for that giant-headed man, little girl!


BigDuluth - Sep 11, 2007 7:11:49 pm PDT #9829 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Ok...uhm stupid new guy talk buuuut... TDS? I'll decipher the rest from there

/stupid new guy questions