You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 5:53:36 pm PDT #9822 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Voice-stress ice-cream dispenser increases portions for the miserable

Demitrios Kargotis unveiled his Mr Whippy machine at the Ars Technica festival in Linz. It's a self-serve frozen custard machine that doles out portion sizes based on the amount of misery it detects in a voice-stress analysis. The sadder you are, the more ice-cream you get.

Employing voice stress analysis of the user's answers to specific questions, varying degrees of unhappiness are measured and the counteractive quantity of ice cream is dispensed: The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream you need.


erikaj - Sep 11, 2007 6:03:44 pm PDT #9823 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Sarameg that's too funny!


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 6:04:34 pm PDT #9824 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Talk about a sore loser....

Watch: Kanye West Freaks Out At MTV Video Music Award Loss


BigDuluth - Sep 11, 2007 6:17:22 pm PDT #9825 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

I will not take anyone seriously if they dress like a J.Crew model and pretend to be a badass. Even less so when they have repeated tantrums on national television.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 6:38:16 pm PDT #9826 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A bunch of pretty and colorful mantis pics: [link]


bon bon - Sep 11, 2007 6:42:13 pm PDT #9827 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Watching TDS, which went in a similar Falco place w/r/t Petraeus-- I'd be surprised if they hadn't once the buffisters pointed it out.


Glamcookie - Sep 11, 2007 7:03:07 pm PDT #9828 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Dude, Affleck looks huge in this picture: [link] Look out for that giant-headed man, little girl!


BigDuluth - Sep 11, 2007 7:11:49 pm PDT #9829 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Ok...uhm stupid new guy talk buuuut... TDS? I'll decipher the rest from there

/stupid new guy questions


Scrappy - Sep 11, 2007 7:13:51 pm PDT #9830 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Not stupid, Duluth. TDS=The Daily Show.


Ginger - Sep 11, 2007 7:14:06 pm PDT #9831 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The Daily Show