It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 1:39:30 pm PDT #9777 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't get over this sentence from yesterday's vaginal reconstruction link:

Some patients say having a sleeker, thinner labia makes a tremendous difference in their lives.

I...I...I just don't get it. But perhaps I spend too much of my life wearing underwear.

If you're being a pedant about kilo- and mega- and powers of two, you're wrong. Hmmph.


Sheryl - Sep 11, 2007 1:40:00 pm PDT #9778 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Trudy!


Jesse - Sep 11, 2007 1:40:59 pm PDT #9779 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Am I crazy, or does "General Petraeus" sound like a Star Trek character?


erikaj - Sep 11, 2007 1:41:46 pm PDT #9780 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

no, you're not.


juliana - Sep 11, 2007 1:53:21 pm PDT #9781 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Am I crazy, or does "General Petraeus" sound like a Star Trek character?

I was thinking more 300, but yeah. "We! Are! Aaaaaaaaaarmy!!!


Jesse - Sep 11, 2007 1:54:13 pm PDT #9782 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Whoot!

Also, the Moment of Zen from last night's Daily Show has Larry Craig calling Bill Clinton a "nasty dirty boy," and he's really enjoying it. I swear to god.


amych - Sep 11, 2007 2:02:59 pm PDT #9783 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Am I crazy, or does "General Petraeus" sound like a Star Trek character?

See, for me, it sounds more like Doctor Zaius.


§ ita § - Sep 11, 2007 2:04:08 pm PDT #9784 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm thinking of buying wine online. I hadn't thought that they shipped to CA for some reason, but the first American site I tried (I kinda fell for the Australians and their own sneaky dollar signs--sorry about the abandoned cart, guys!) says they do.

I thought I'd try Bevmo, it being local and all, but it didn't have the brand of wine (Shinas Estate, read on Bloomberg) that triggered this urge to shop without actually going into a store because they do not much other than make me feel ignorant. And fail to have Dragon Stout.

Any good recommendations for an online vendor?


bon bon - Sep 11, 2007 2:06:07 pm PDT #9785 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I hadn't thought that they shipped to CA for some reason, but the first American site I tried (I kinda fell for the Australians and their own sneaky dollar signs--sorry about the abandoned cart, guys!) says they do.

Some states used to ban interstate wine shipment, but that was ruled unconstitutional within the last couple years.


Jesse - Sep 11, 2007 2:15:52 pm PDT #9786 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

See, for me, it sounds more like Doctor Zaius.

Ah -- that's totally it! I couldn't figure out if I was thinking of a specific character from somewhere or not.